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Had my initial Journey to the Center of My Butt experience today, so I’ll add to the thread.
Random takeaways:
-The “low residue” diet in the days leading up to the procedure was challenging for me. Eliminating whole grains, seeds, nuts, beans, raw greens from my plate meant cutting most of what I normally eat.
-I was prescribed Sutab, with otc Dulcolax as the “warmup”. No drama, no bloating, no issues. Would recommend.
-I ended up fasting exactly 24 hours; I was pleasantly surprised at how well I handled the lack of solid food. I used Gatorade and some lemon Jello to keep my blood sugar from going too low. I guess it worked.
-I’d done two rounds of Cologuard since turning 50, with negatives both times, but decided I was (probably over)due for an actual scope.
-Doc cleared me for 10 years, based on what he saw today.
Next up: Cataract surgery consultation. Congenital cataracts are finally becoming an issue, after 58 years.
Owning a body is interesting.