2016 Singlespeed-A-Palooza Thread

Jeez, give a guy a sec @UtahJoe ! 😀

After getting my feet wet here last year I was super stoked for this year. SSAP 2015 seemed to push my stamina level up a step and I was eager to try this powaa out. Plus there is such a fun party vibe to the day who wants to pass that up? Not this kid! My biggest issue going in was, what to ride? I still have the Ghettospeed but I'd also acquired the HeckerEpic and after weeks of high-level consultations with Utah it seemed SS ready. I tried riding them back to back at the Tourne and set my fastest times on different segments but mixed up between bikes. Well, that's great and all but didn't help the decision much.

As I pulled into the park (I'd brought both bikes for game day) I saw enough rigid bikes that I didn't feel lonely, plus the cog and spacers were already on the @jmanic approved Ghettospeed. Decision made. Get plate and stuff, carefully ride back to car so as not to break glass, and go racing! This year I decided to just that: go racing. Last year I had no idea how I would hold up overall, this year I planned to go hard for as long as possible. This idea ended quickly as I got behind a group of about eight guys on the first ST with no large passing spots. Although the pace wasn't awful, I felt I could have gone faster here while I was fresh. By the time we hit the next road the lead group was long gone. It may have made not a hill of beans but it felt slow.

The next many miles were basically the same, pedal, gain time on the flats and down, lose it uphill. Sometimes it was a gearing thing (this was often discussed mid-race) others just who was going better. Unlike last year where I encountered oddly long stretches of solo riding I was constantly passing or being passed. I'm not a huge fan of someone close behind so I'll usually let them go by, sometimes I reeled them back in. A Marty's guy and Tony (Dave Taylor's friend) were pretty frequent company throughout the day. On the big ass mud/super glue hill all us pushers cheered on the two fatbikes that made it. I had @1sh0t1b33r for company on that one. During the first half I felt fine, conserving some energy but still pushing pretty hard.

After the beer hand up things started to go south (not blaming the beer!). I brought Gatorade and gels, also the researched breakfast helped, but I just started to tire. It seems the later part of the course is a bit hillier, maybe I'm wrong but it felt like it. When I get tired I start riding poorly. Took a bad line on one of the step downs and hit the bottom sideways but somehow didn't crash. I then smacked my elbow on a tree, just started making all these little mistakes. I kept working on cheering myself up mentally but my fatigue seemed to be winning. I didn't want to slow down, I really wanted to keep a strong (relatively here. people!) pace going. I began worrying about the tires (I'd flatted last year) and all kinds of negative crap, plus my legs were a bit crampy on the steeper stuff which is not normally an issue for me.

But then about 20 miles the very same rationalization engine that had been screwing me started working in my favor. As the miles clicked by I started comparing them to quick rides at home and thinking, "shit, all I have left is a quick spin around the Tourne" stuff like that. By about the 22 mile mark I started feeling good again and began upping the tempo. I was riding with "the Viking" a long haired dude on a 1x1. When I told him how many miles were left he jumped on the pedals only to cramp at the 25 mile mark. I started seeing guys pulled over massaging cramps, one dude was pedaling with one leg. It was like a war zone. As we closed in on the finish (one legged guy got going with me) I noticed I was at 2:27 and decided the goal was sub-2:30. I almost made it! 2:30.33, 23rd place, which oddly would have been the exact same finishing spot in the deeper NY field. I honestly had aspirations for top twenty or even maybe top ten, but I'm happy with the result. Well I was, until @jdgang reminded me the course was 3 miles shorter this year! 😡 Still, according to the Garmin I was over 1 mph average faster this year which is cool.

It's funny, everyone says after how much fun they had despite how hammered they are. That's pretty damn cool. Yeah it's hard and it's racing, but compared to the short track stuff the fun level is way up there. Despite not being much of a SS rider now SSAP is on the must do list. Was funny, hanging out with dedicated single speeds Burke, Josh, and Jason they asked if I rode the SS bike much. I said nope, I hate it and suck at it but love this event, the course, and the party after! Thanks to @UtahJoe and @1sh0t1b33r who helped with SS FS setup and @jmanic who came up with a beer can based demon tweak for the Ghettospeed. Ok, everything he does is beer-based but still.
Cheers to everyone who came out and partied!
 
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Thanks JP.. I appreciate the love. This was the 1st race of a slow season.. The most relaxed race ever, good nights sleep helped. I had no great expectations for this this race since I have had a slow winter with only 800 miles under my belt this year and no real rides more then 20 miles. With that said I was just going to go out and do my thing. Once the race started I pushed pretty hard on the fire road and tried to keep up, but burnt out pretty fast, started getting depressed as more and more guys kept passing me before the singletrack. Once on the ST I was kinda bunched behind a long line which let my heart rate settle down a bit and then I just started working my way up at my pace. I pretty much did that right up until the last fire road towards the finish. That was the only rider of the day that I couldn't pull in, but I did cut his gap in half. I was happy with the result , felt good after the race and even felt good enough to get up for the 530 spin class this am.
My biggest shock of the race was the fact that when I came through the finish a bunch of you were still hanging right there and had just finished within the last 2 to 10 minutes. I was surprised that I was not that far off considering my race fitness. My first thought was that if I was that close to you guys you all really suck at SSing, but then I was like , WOW, those guys are all solid riders. So I guess did OK for being the oldest guy racing in the race.., Thanks again JP
@Mitch , I am really disappointed in you. You for sure should have been enjoying beers with us at midnight. I am pretty sure I could have pulled more than a two minute gap then...but no, u stayed home and slept well and came in prepared...
 
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@Mitch , I am really disappointed in you. You for sure should have been enjoying beers with us at midnight. I am pretty sure I could have pulled more than a two minute gap then...but no, u stayed home and slept well and came in prepared...
I have this whole weekend at DirtFest to drink beer and hang by the fire.. Life got in the way Saturday and couldnt pull it off. Im glad you had fun...

and 2 min had noting to do with you when I said it but I looked and it does.. Ha
 
Awesome recap, @extremedave. Glad to hear you didn't crash and that your mental fortitude and positivity kept you going and reinvigorated you in the final miles. I thought you might Christen the StokeSpeed at SSaP, but Ghettospeed may have been the right choice - as you had no mechanicals. Congrats on 23rd!!
 
Thanks for your service...we'll see you again next year.
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So as some know I gave up racing last year and said I would never race again. Well never say never. I didn't register for this race. A buddy of mine gave me his spot after deciding he would suffer big time since not being a bike in months. I took him up on his offer. I had just been riding to ride this year and not much training under me or even long rides. So two weeks before the race I crack my frame ( my 2nd Salsa) Now I have no bike to race unless I used my fatty ( which i raced this race last year on) I ended up with a loaner and had my first ride on it Wed. before the race. I was completely thrown off with rigid and smaller frame but hey its a bike , I also was back and forth on what gear to run and ended up with 34 x 19. So the morning of the race wake up and head up. Get everything together and my goal was top 20 - 25 in NJ sport. Off we go first and keeping myself at a steady pace. The first hill/climb my heart rate hits 193 , too high so slow it down and settle in. We get to the muddy climb which the 2nd half I was able to ride it out and gain a lot of pots about 2 miles later I crash and then lost a few spots and to which the rest of the race was no issues other than a few of the hills my cleat kept un clipping which was very annoying. Around mile 20 - 21 which I believe was bastard climb , people were starting to crack asking how much more, and told them to keep pushing. 3 of the last 4 miles I was alone and just keeping a nice pace. I drop out onto the fire road and spin it out, I see few riders in the distance about half a mile away I keep pedaling trying to catch them and can see the gap closing but ended up about 30 seconds behind them. All in all a great race and Thanks to my buddy Chad for the spot. I finished 14th our of 52, Got to see some friends haven't seen in awhile and drink some beers. Great day all together!
 
SSAP is an awesome event and I love seeing ALL THE PEOPLE there, but it demands a skill set I just don't have. Yesterday was the first time I've done it in four years because when it was in April it always conflicted with LBD, which is much more up my alley. And it hurt! Holding speed like that for 26 miles just feels so much harder than riding an endurance race-pace for 100+. And I'm fine with that - I just wish that I didn't have to cough up my lungs the whole drive home whenever I do a race like that.

I crashed early. I don't know the names of the trails there and thought that Schofield was Major Mike but apparently I was mistaken on that - I crashed in the mud at the bottom of Schofield. Total roadie move, that - first bit of singletrack and I'm on my ass. Or more accurately, I bailed and my bike crashed into a tree. No real damage, just a major holdup as I watched almost the entire field go by me before I could slot back into the line. Then I spent the entire day chasing riders in the distance. Since I had nothing else to do, I kept a count of all of them and by the time I finished the final tally was 41 passed and only 1 came back around me by the finish. I was really happy with that. I felt like I had pretty good legs all things considered - I rode almost everything, even that horrible short steep vertical climb (I was alone on that and actually said out loud to myself "why am I riding this?") The only place I ever had to dismount was that god awful mud climb in the field. I don't believe that was really a trail. I think it was just a mean joke by the Mayor that later on he felt bad about so he gave us those insanely delicious brownies. Those things were the bee's knees. Congrats to all who toed the line yesterday!

Great race Mitch, and so crazy that your excellent time got you in like 40ish place! Some really fast guys and girls out there. You beat me by an hour! (and I thought I was doing good) 🙂
 
So as some know I gave up racing last year and said I would never race again. Well never say never. I didn't register for this race. A buddy of mine gave me his spot after deciding he would suffer big time since not being a bike in months. I took him up on his offer. I had just been riding to ride this year and not much training under me or even long rides. So two weeks before the race I crack my frame ( my 2nd Salsa) Now I have no bike to race unless I used my fatty ( which i raced this race last year on) I ended up with a loaner and had my first ride on it Wed. before the race. I was completely thrown off with rigid and smaller frame but hey its a bike , I also was back and forth on what gear to run and ended up with 34 x 19. So the morning of the race wake up and head up. Get everything together and my goal was top 20 - 25 in NJ sport. Off we go first and keeping myself at a steady pace. The first hill/climb my heart rate hits 193 , too high so slow it down and settle in. We get to the muddy climb which the 2nd half I was able to ride it out and gain a lot of pots about 2 miles later I crash and then lost a few spots and to which the rest of the race was no issues other than a few of the hills my cleat kept un clipping which was very annoying. Around mile 20 - 21 which I believe was bastard climb , people were starting to crack asking how much more, and told them to keep pushing. 3 of the last 4 miles I was alone and just keeping a nice pace. I drop out onto the fire road and spin it out, I see few riders in the distance about half a mile away I keep pedaling trying to catch them and can see the gap closing but ended up about 30 seconds behind them. All in all a great race and Thanks to my buddy Chad for the spot. I finished 14th our of 52, Got to see some friends haven't seen in awhile and drink some beers. Great day all together!
Nice job Retired Eric.. Good to see you back again..
 
Awesome recap, @extremedave. Glad to hear you didn't crash and that your mental fortitude and positivity kept you going and reinvigorated you in the final miles. I thought you might Christen the StokeSpeed at SSaP, but Ghettospeed may have been the right choice - as you had no mechanicals. Congrats on 23rd!!

Thanks man, the mind is a funny thing. Maybe mine more than others! Stokebike will hopefully get it's turn this weekend @Jungle!

Nice work @extremedave That middle section really is the "bitch" of this race....3 sisters in particular. Ya the mud hill sucks, but that middle section is where you really start feeling it
Congrats!

That makes me feel a little better. Using the Utah Differential (@jmanic) I was 59 minutes adrift of you last year but a MERE 41 this year. So, better!
 
So, a little better recap. I shouldn't have stayed up drinking saturday night but, on the other hand good times were had. I lined up on the 4th row or so and felt "contained" on the fireroad. So difficult to pass and hitting brakes many time. I sprinted at the end of the fire road and went in the woods in top 15 or so. Tried passing in the mud but didn't work. About 1/2 a mile in people were yelling @pooriggy to pick up the pace or moveover . I was too but can't say anything because despite my illwilled attempt to run past him on the mud hill he wasn't having it and finished in front of me. Saw one guy off the trail at the bottom of the first hill and he was gonna be there for a while as 86 bikes needed to go by him still. I felt good and strong but made an epic mistake. I tried eating a Bonkbreaker bar on the 2nd fire road section and before I knew it I was back in the woods not being able to grab my drink and with a mouthful of dry crap mouth. I was havking and gagging as I trued to climb but couldn't breath. That made me spike my heart rate a bit and about that time @Uzzi_SL went by. I upheaved a bit, then had a drink and recovered and started to hammer. I felt great and made all the tech sections and climbs minus the mudhill and that gnarly hill about 21 miles or so in. I followed a local guy that knew the trails well for 5 or 6 miles and he held a good pace. I was able to breath and move at a good pace...then he blew up. I passed him and took off. One zancanato rider passed me and that was it. I felt great and once I hit the fire road I blew past another guy and gapped him big before the finish. Gor some reason My garmin said 25.2 miles and there was the finish( i have speed and cadence sensors set on auto). I wish there were 10 more miles to that race as I felt super strong at the end...i guess that's what the stewart 45 is for. Great trails, great weather, great people and great food/beer. Thanks to George for putting on such a great event.
 
About 1/2 a mile in people were yelling @pooriggy to pick up the pace or moveover . I was too but can't say anything because despite my illwilled attempt to run past him on the mud hill he wasn't having it and finished in front of me.

Yes this was on Schoefield. I heard some commotion behind me but It was double track and if people wanted to pass then have at it. You just say on your right/left and go...at least that's how the big boys in Cat 1 do it🙂

You went around me and about 50 yrds up the trail it looks like you bounced off a rock then we all went around you. We traded places back and fourth like this for a bit but once we got to the mud hill I ran it and was able to get on my bike and go.
 
Yes this was on Schoefield. I heard some commotion behind me but It was double track and if people wanted to pass then have at it. You just say on your right/left and go...at least that's how the big boys in Cat 1 do it🙂

You went around me and about 50 yrds up the trail it looks like you bounced off a rock then we all went around you. We traded places back and fourth like this for a bit but once we got to the mud hill I ran it and was able to get on my bike and go.
I was not yelling at you though @pooriggy haha. I did try to pass some guys though but forgot to say "left" and think I hurt some feelings. Good stuff though, rubbin's racin.
 
Thanks man, the mind is a funny thing. Maybe mine more than others!
That makes me feel a little better. Using the Utah Differential (@jmanic) I was 59 minutes adrift of you last year but a MERE 41 this year. So, better!

Sorry Dave, was considering this over dinner, and given the different lengths in the courses,
you can't just look at the raw numbers.

If we consider Utah to be a constant, then his time is only variable by course length or difficulty given conditions,
then we can look at the ratio of your time to his and see how you're doing.

Still some good news:
SuperDave:Utah 2015 = 1.469
SuperDave:Utah 2016 = 1.373

You're gaining on him!

Edit: I stand by my earlier projection: you will catch him in the 2nd Short track race of 2020.
 
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@David Taylor I believe the proper term is "get out of the goddam way iggy"

@extremedave so the first ssap was only about 19-20miles... Monte did it in.. (And I remember his time bc when George announced it I was shocked) 1hr 22 min... Beating me by 44 min iirc....so with this course being 6+ miles longer... Your 41 min is substantially closer to me than I was to Mike. So your even closer than @jmanic s calculations I think
 
Saw one guy off the trail at the bottom of the first hill and he was gonna be there for a while as 86 bikes needed to go by him still.

Yeah, that was probably me. I didn't quite have to wait for everyone to go by, but it was close. I need to learn to ride better through mud. But to Iggy's point, there are plenty of places to pass people on that climb. I think I was able to get around a bunch of people before the end of the prologue.
 
Okay, the serious recaps have been dealt, here's mine:

There was this bike race this weekend, maybe you heard of it?
It's kind of a big deal around here.

So after this having been on my radar for a few years, I signed up this year.
I was motivated by the challenge and what I had heard about it being a first class event.
Well, it's all true. Both counts.

So the challenge was there for me: first mtb race, probably my longest mtb ride,
and definitely the longest on a SS.

Allergies and life conspired to keep me from prepping as much as I'd like,
but knowing what others juggle and still manage to stand on podiums, I know that's a lame ass excuse.

But given this, my expectations are realistic- I want to finish, anything under 3 hours would make me ecstatic and/or ludicrous.
I would be very happy sub 3.5 hrs.
I picked up my number packet on Wednesday, and pre-rode the first half of the course. This was very good.
I knew that was going to be the tougher part of the course elevation wise, so it was good to scope all that out, and also get a read on things.
Came away from it feeling pretty positive.
Stoke creeps in.

Stoke level builds to a crescendo on Saturday.
I'm tooling around, packing the car, prepping food and doing everything I can to get ready for Sunday am. I am doubtful I will sleep.
Manage to get some rest, and leave at my appointed time, but still drive like my ass is on fire to get there so I can mill about nervous as hell in the parking lot.

I get there and the first people I see are the Exit 19 crew (Burke, Josh, Sean, Jason, Mike).
Awesome- familiar faces, and some veterans.
Right- I'm just riding bikes with friends. Cool.

I get out of the car. Like Utah said- it's fucking winter.
In addition to prerace nerves, I am now shivering from windchill.
Wtf? I'm glad I brought the windbreaker, which I will wear the entire race.
I see Magic, JimN and SuperDave- moar friends. Good.

I gear up, and go find the rest of the team with Magic.
We find them and I try to make small talk, but mostly I'm trying to not vomit.
I hit the port-a-potty and i pee while wearing bibs using proper technique.

We line up, stuff comes out of the speaker, but it's just jibberish to me.
It's forever standing in the line up.
I migrate over to the Exit 19 crew, but I might as well be on a blind date with my ability to chat.
NJ open gets called up.
A minute out I just start pogoing my bike.
Not that I'm going to take off at the gun, but come on already, I need to start pedaling!

And then I'm pedaling.
Rolled out with @jdgang. We're chatting gears and stuff, and hey, we're both SSAP virgins! Well that's cool.
Then for a bit I'm rolling with @satanpez. We chat for a bit, and then on schofield, I just back off from the group.
My goal is to finish, not race, and I'm wrapped too tight right now to be holding a conversation.
I just need to ride alone for a bit. Or maybe all day.

This first part is cool, because I just rode it and know what's coming.
As I'm riding alone, the fat pack comes rolling through, they are racing, so I let them by- have a good day gents!
Blah blah blah, then I get to the punchy field climb after Buchanan.
@Dominque goes blowing past and some dude on a fat bike with gears starts heckling me (@JimN).
Okay, I start rolling with him.
A short while later we meet up with Magic and then do the meals on wheels food drop to @gtluke on Major Mike. (Thanks for the pics!)

We roll out and are the three amigos (only because they waited for me a couple of times) plus @2Julianas.
We are keeping a pretty good pace, and we hit the beer tent.
Except the keg is kicked, so it's just the m&m tent now.
Magic and Jim find a stray beer and offer to share, but I pass, knowing I don't need that right now.

I hit the 17 mile mark at about 2 hours even, which I'm psyched about, but I know I'm fading.
If Jim brought a gun to a knife fight (gears), I brought a No. 2 pencil. Or maybe a gummy worm.

We head out, and I drop off quick on the three sisters climb.
I'm out boys, thankfully they kept rolling.
I'm at a place I just need to ride solo. I'm getting tired, and a couple of times my front wheel is washing out on downhills.
One root spun me around 180. Okay, I'm tired and riding a little sloppy.
I go into survival mode and just zombie grind it out, leapfrogging with the Shoogs knight party crew for most of the rest.
Find out later I finished 3:18- I can live with that all things considered.

I take longer than a person should to clean up and get to the party and hang with teammates.
It's fun, but between coming down from a week of nerves and the ride,
it's all I can do to eat some food and some ice cream.
I had a beer courtesy of of SuperDave (thanks!) and packed it up and headed home.
Chalk one up.

Well done all, especially @UtahJoe and @Dominique, and a class event by Dark Horse!
 
Okay, the serious recaps have been dealt, here's mine:

There was this bike race this weekend, maybe you heard of it?
It's kind of a big deal around here.

So after this having been on my radar for a few years, I signed up this year.
I was motivated by the challenge and what I had heard about it being a first class event.
Well, it's all true. Both counts.

So the challenge was there for me: first mtb race, probably my longest mtb ride,
and definitely the longest on a SS.

Allergies and life conspired to keep me from prepping as much as I'd like,
but knowing what others juggle and still manage to stand on podiums, I know that's a lame ass excuse.

But given this, my expectations are realistic- I want to finish, anything under 3 hours would make me ecstatic and/or ludicrous.
I would be very happy sub 3.5 hrs.
I picked up my number packet on Wednesday, and pre-rode the first half of the course. This was very good.
I knew that was going to be the tougher part of the course elevation wise, so it was good to scope all that out, and also get a read on things.
Came away from it feeling pretty positive.
Stoke creeps in.

Stoke level builds to a crescendo on Saturday.
I'm tooling around, packing the car, prepping food and doing everything I can to get ready for Sunday am. I am doubtful I will sleep.
Manage to get some rest, and leave at my appointed time, but still drive like my ass is on fire to get there so I can mill about nervous as hell in the parking lot.

I get there and the first people I see are the Exit 19 crew (Burke, Josh, Sean, Jason, Mike).
Awesome- familiar faces, and some veterans.
Right- I'm just riding bikes with friends. Cool.

I get out of the car. Like Utah said- it's fucking winter.
In addition to prerace nerves, I am now shivering from windchill.
Wtf? I'm glad I brought the windbreaker, which I will wear the entire race.
I see Magic, JimN and SuperDave- moar friends. Good.

I gear up, and go find the rest of the team with Magic.
We find them and I try to make small talk, but mostly I'm trying to not vomit.
I hit the port-a-potty and i pee while wearing bibs using proper technique.

We line up, stuff comes out of the speaker, but it's just jibberish to me.
It's forever standing in the line up.
I migrate over to the Exit 19 crew, but I might as well be on a blind date with my ability to chat.
NJ open gets called up.
A minute out I just start pogoing my bike.
Not that I'm going to take off at the gun, but come on already, I need to start pedaling!

And then I'm pedaling.
Rolled out with @jdgang. We're chatting gears and stuff, and hey, we're both SSAP virgins! Well that's cool.
Then for a bit I'm rolling with @satanpez. We chat for a bit, and then on schofield, I just back off from the group.
My goal is to finish, not race, and I'm wrapped too tight right now to be holding a conversation.
I just need to ride alone for a bit. Or maybe all day.

This first part is cool, because I just rode it and know what's coming.
As I'm riding alone, the fat pack comes rolling through, they are racing, so I let them by- have a good day gents!
Blah blah blah, then I get to the punchy field climb after Buchanan.
@Dominque goes blowing past and some dude on a fat bike with gears starts heckling me (@JimN).
Okay, I start rolling with him.
A short while later we meet up with Magic and then do the meals on wheels food drop to @gtluke on Major Mike. (Thanks for the pics!)

We roll out and are the three amigos (only because they waited for me a couple of times) plus @2Julianas.
We are keeping a pretty good pace, and we hit the beer tent.
Except the keg is kicked, so it's just the m&m tent now.
Magic and Jim find a stray beer and offer to share, but I pass, knowing I don't need that right now.

I hit the 17 mile mark at about 2 hours even, which I'm psyched about, but I know I'm fading.
If Jim brought a gun to a knife fight (gears), I brought a No. 2 pencil. Or maybe a gummy worm.

We head out, and I drop off quick on the three sisters climb.
I'm out boys, thankfully they kept rolling.
I'm at a place I just need to ride solo. I'm getting tired, and a couple of times my front wheel is washing out on downhills.
One root spun me around 180. Okay, I'm tired and riding a little sloppy.
I go into survival mode and just zombie grind it out, leapfrogging with the Shoogs knight party crew for most of the rest.
Find out later I finished 3:18- I can live with that all things considered.

I take longer than a person should to clean up and get to the party and hang with teammates.
It's fun, but between coming down from a week of nerves and the ride,
it's all I can do to eat some food and some ice cream.
I had a beer courtesy of of SuperDave (thanks!) and packed it up and headed home.
Chalk one up.

Well done all, especially @UtahJoe and @Dominique, and a class event by Dark Horse!

That was a fun read. Sounds like you had fun.
 
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