So many questions ... He keeps talking about a mountain. A mountain? Has the geography of coastal New Jersey radically changed over, say, the past few days? And he says the "vines" prevented them from getting back to the trail. How? And, seriously ... vines? And why is this odd looking oompa-loompa holding his phone during the interview? Were Limp Bizkit tickets about to go on sale or something? And how do you get lost off-trail at Hartshorne anyway? That sounds fishy - I'll bet he deliberately went off trail in search of "treasure" - like say, a lost cache of Ed Hardy t-shirts or a buried case of Monster Energy Drink or a secret stash of Drakkar Noir or something. And as he was being carted away in the ambulance, I wonder - was he at all concerned that someone might steal the erector-set spoiler he had screwed into the trunk of his 2002 Civic?