Wow, Eric ... just ... wow. When I saw that pic I just stood up and started slow clapping at my desk. There is so much going on there. So many questions ...
You look like you're 12. Why were you at a prom at the age of 12?
Is that a best effort at a mustache, or were you drinking chocolate milk right before that picture was taken?
Why is there no top hat?
Since your face isn't covered in orange dust, I assume you still had raging munchies going on for the picture, yes? Did you assault a bag of chips immediately afterward?
Did you at least bling out the skateboard you and your date used to get to the venue?
Finally, does that girl live in constant fear of that picture appearing on Facebook where her kids or co-workers could see it?