BELGIAN WAFFLE RIDE 2024
Oh boy, BWR Asheville was one of them ones. I think this will be a fun read. Stick around to see why.
I showed up solo Friday, grabbed my number and decided since I had tons of time to burn, I would drive some of the course, mostly the first climb and the biggest gravel/doubletrack climb that I’ve done a bunch, Pinnacle Mountain Road. The first climb starts as road and then jumps to gravel, which was pretty damn steep to drive. Strava says it 10-11% in places and I agree with it. I was second guessing my 46t, 10-51 cassette. It was pretty normal the first half, but suddenly, it looks like 50 dump trucks were trying to turn this into a gravel parking lot instead. It was fresh, parking lot gravel. WTF. This is not going to be fun. I roll back to Flat Rock and try and get some sleep.
The morning starts at 4:30, I throw my precooked rice/eggs/bacon into the microwave and chow down, wash it down with 200mg of Celsius and we are out the door at 5:30. I meet up with 3 other Charlotte locals and we are going to try and ride together, but that is easier said than done at these things. We line up in the front third of the starting chute, 15 minutes before the start and bs for a tad. The plan is to make it over the first two “climbs” in the first 20 something miles and then reevaluate then. I brought enough fluids to make it to the 70 mile mark.
We roll out of Kanuga and it seems pretty calm, but as soon as we get closer to regular roads, it gets sketchy. Taking over the whole road, ignoring the yellow line rule, it was chaotic. There was a small crash behind me, then 2 minutes later someone runs over a cone in the middle of the road and my buddy Jarred runs her over, holy crap. I’m where I want to be in the group and still feel in control and chill before we turn onto the first climb that turns into gravel, Pleasant Grove Church.
It's steep but its cool out, and everyone is feeling good. With how steep it is it is almost impossible to pace yourself, but I find myself not gaining or losing places, Ended up doing the whole climb pretty much at threshold (296NP for 14:14). The leaders are obviously gone and there really isn’t one solid group of people together, its just split up as 2’s and 3’s. We descend Jeter Mountain Road which is very steep downhill, twisty and turny. Can certainly cook these corners if you know them, but I’m not flying off a hill now. I do a good job descending and link up with 3-4 people and cruise on some flatter roads until we hit the next gravel section.
This climb next climb isn’t too bad, our group stays together and enjoys some views of the dam. Very doable effort. The roads flatten out and our group is around 10-15 people now. I’m doing a good job being safe, riding within myself, drinking, not taking mega pulls at the front, all that good stuff. I feel like I’m in a good place and we hit the first little bit of single track. Strava shows this as only 1 mile of trail, but it felt like it was slightly overkill at the time. It was fun, flowy, tight switch backs, probably a great mtb trail and just hard enough on the gravel bike. It’s a total congo line and we are all just trying to not unclip. I’m forced to at one point and create a small gap as we jump back onto the road. A short little, manageable effort and there is a bigger group up the road, right before the split of the Wafer/Waffle ride.
Now originally I was going to do the Wafer ride, but suckered myself into doing the longer one.
A few twist and turns later and we catch one solo rider, and I ask him if there is a group in front of us, he kind of says IDK but also we think a group of 5-7 made the left onto the wafer. So we are down to 5 or so? We are heading into Green River Road, which has always been a nice smooth gravel road you can rip. I have only ever climbed it but knew you could probably let it hang out a little, so I took the front of this and led the group through. I figured I wasn’t going to smash and big power, but I can pick the lines I want and don’t need to worry about anyone in front of me. I get some kudos from the group from my descending as we jump onto the road and I pull off. We get caught by another group behind and we are again, 6-8 peeople or so. Cool. Time is flying by and so are the miles, 2 hours in at 18.6mph.
Another section approaches that I know, the roads around lake summit. Some baller houses are on this lake and fun turns, but nothing to split up a group. Just chilling single file, following wheels, not doing much of any work. Into Saluda and my buddy Jarred rips down Pearson falls, another section we have done over and over again. I know we have a road climb at the end of this I have never done, so I don’t want to do anything stupid. It’s pretty much 8 minutes of coasting and I’m happy to bring the HR down.
Turn right to climb and our group is still doing the same effort, but the perceived effort to me feels harder. The lights are starting to flicker but I can still hold the wheels. I may be a bike or two behind at times, but I’m able to keep it together. I tell myself to just get over the climb and figure it out after. My brain keeps going bac and forth with pulling the plug and letting them go, but I stick with it and get over the top of this short, 15 minute effort at 253w or so. 3 hours in, 58 miles to go.
The road meanders downhill and has a few bumps, but I’m able to relax a tad. I drink some more and then I feel like I have to pee.
Rewind a tad, at the end of Bootlegger, I had some serious gas issues. Like gas issues that would propel myself forward on the drive home. I was doing 90g /hr at that time. I had to stop on the way home to make sure I wasn’t going to put a hole in my seat from blasting off and smacking my head. I never had that discomfort while on the bike, only after. I figured it was part of being that deep in the hole for that long and it was just part of the game. For BWR, I was going to do 60 and see if that was the cause. I usually do 60 for regular rides, but a race is different I guess…
Okay, so I’m feeling that feeling again, while on the bike. A long descend, a right onto Hwy 26 and the road pavement is bumpy as shit. Making following a wheel kind of hard, even with big ass tires on it. I still feel like I gotta pee and man, between that feeling, the lights sort of flickering, I have stop and pee. Or try to. I don’t pee enough for what I was feeling and the stomach pressure hasn’t changed. I start thinking I’m going to have some nasty gas while I climb this hill. I think you know where this is going.
I’m now solo, just DMOT. I reach the top of the strava is telling me I stopped again, but I can’t remember why. Probably the same feeling. Kind of just roll some endurance pace and hope that whatever is going on is going to pass. I get to the aid station I planned to stop at, have some chews I’ve never had, some drink mix I never had, a swig of coke, throw some cool water on myself and head on out. I don’t feel any better but what am I gonna do? As I’m rolling out, the 50+ rider in our group came back and forgot his sunglasses. Bro you crazy. I roll out solo and I’ve been solo the last hour or so. So I’m not getting passed, maybe that is good?
We are now riding back on some of the stuff we already did, I put my headphones on and just try and get into some sort of zone. But the lights are pretty much out at this point and I’m just pedaling to move forward at this point. 4 hours in, with the Pinnacle coming up. This is going to be a long day. On Green Mountain Road climbing and I’m trying to hold a higher endurance effort and it’s doable, but I’m still uncomfortable. It’s getting worse and man, I don’t think this is going to be good. It isn’t gas.
I pull over to the side of the road, rip my pack off, jersey off and yup, I’m going to poop in the woods. This is the first time I ever did this. Man, what a relief. Disgusting, but wow, I feel like a new person now. No one passed me since I got dropped, but as I’m hiding in the woods, a group of 10 or so go by. They certainly saw my bike, but doubt they saw me. I’m laughing to myself about what just happened but hoping this breathes some new life into me.
We make the right onto Pinnacle and just as I expected, it’s miserable. I’m passed by a few other people but you just have to outlast this road. Typically the rough descends you can just let go of the brakes and go downhill, gain some speed, but today it is not that way. You have to pedal it and it is not enjoyable. Make it to the top and run into another rider and we both agree that sucked ass.
Sky Valley Road is a smoother road, all downhill and a welcome break from the bashing of Pinnacle. I gap the guy I was with and enjoy the downhill. I remember year one that I did this, there was an ambulance towards the end of this tending to a down rider, so I keep it rubber side down as we hit these two tight switchbacks.
The descent finally ends and they send us into some farm land and a steep as shit, 14-15% (strava) grade road. Me and another dude are like, WTF, is this necessary!? I’m right on the edge of having to paper boy up this thing. It eventually dumps into some singletrack that descends down to the REEB Ranch. This was rougher than the last bit of singletrack, not as twisty but certainly more rocky, drops, a washed out dismount section. At some point I hit a good bump and can hear my headset is a tad loose. Not that I was sending it down this hill, but I certainly take it a little bit easier down this. Again, would have been fun on a MTB.
I get to the aid station at REEB and steal some SIS gels and some more coke/cold water dumped on my head. I reset my headset but have no confidence its actually going to be any better. Cut through this farmers field and onto the road, which suddenly seems blazing hot. The Garmin recorded 95 degrees, you can decide if that is real or not. No cover from the sun, all the fun things of riding bikes in the summer.
I look back now and I did some pretty decent power for my HR at the time, (170hr and 207w for 10 minutes) and I don’t feel too bad. Not enough to smart smashing threshold up the climbs, but I urge to turn off the road and call it a day are not as high as they were before.
The second little roller I don’t have the same vibes of climbing it and the buzzing traffic almost make me do a complete 180 on my feelings. 6.5 hours in, 93 miles. It’s a good 30 of downhill.
We hit the last aid station. This stop had ice and man, had someone pour a hole scoop of it down my back. So refreshing. Again, breath life into me here. Enough that I trade a quick turn with one of the womens top-5 or so leaders on a flat gravel road. The ice makes you feel lke you can do this. Eventually it melts you feel like shit. The ice lasted maybe 5 minutes? I let the woman I was with ride away from me and just prepare to suffer.
7 hours, Jeter Mountain Road. It was in BWR1 and now at mile 102 or so, it’s a real kick in the nuts. I kept telling myself I just needed to get over this and its all downhill… right?I remember most of this road even though it was almost 4 years ago since I did it. 8-11% and kicks to 15% towards the end. I’m seeing some people have to walk and notice the woman who dropped me up the road and seem to be keeping the same gap between the two of us. Cool. We are passing some Wafer riders walking and I really don’t want to have to do that. I cheer them on, see some Waffle people up the hill walking, pass one of them too. Cool. It stays steep for a while and I know I’m close to the end. I’m crawling in my easiest gear and doing 50-60rpm is killing me. I have to be close to the top. I let my thoughts take the best of me and eventually unclip and walk for about a minute.
Pretty disappointed I couldn’t climb the whole bit. What sucks even more is that once I get onto my bike, I can see the top. So less than 500 feet from the top I popped. Or is it even popping? Cracked about 3 hours ago.
Descend that steep gravel climb we came up 7.5 hours ago and my legs are enjoying the break, even my HR comes down to a normal endurance zone range. My brain says its al downhill from here because it doesn’t register on the map, but ever little bump on the road is a total killer. At this point I just want to be back. The last 7.5 miles I do in 35 minutes, at 13mph. 209 feet of climbing. What a slog.
Come into the finishing chute and click out at 8:06. Which is good enough for 10/20 starters in my age group, and 62/136 finishers.
At the start they said that if you were in the 7:30 range you were pretty fast, so I had that in my head as a goal. My CLT buddy clocked in at 7:45, which would have been way cooler. As is the trend this year, I seem to not be as fast as I want to be. Is it just part of getting old? Trying to stay motivated but it gets harder and harder as it seems that I either can't keep up or I'm done progressing my fitness at 38. Remember when I was the young buck here?
$50 for all the photos is too much, so I'm not gonna rip em
Things I learned:
Next time, do the Wafer, no more Waffle.
Idk if my reheated cooked eggs were an issue or not. I need to figure out the stomach thing.
I didn't have much time to think about this as I turned around for a quick 36 hour work trip to NJ. Back to normal for a couple of days before a week in Florida to unplug. Hopefully this is good timing and I can get my groove of motivation back once we get back home.