OFFICIAL: 2022 Fantasy Football Thread - DUST OFF YA FOOZEBALLS

I changed my team name to “The Questionable’s”. Way too many uncertainties with healthy players lately.
 
My losing streak appears to continue for a 3rd straight week. HOWEVER, The JETS had a HUGE win today in Lambo making it three in a row. Coincidence? Maybe… but if it takes me losing all of my fantasy games the rest of the year for the Jets to win I’ll take one for the team!

 
My losing streak appears to continue for a 3rd straight week. HOWEVER, The JETS had a HUGE win today in Lambo making it three in a row. Coincidence? Maybe… but if it takes me losing all of my fantasy games the rest of the year for the Jets to win I’ll take one for the team!



I dropped Zach to take the fantasy pressure off. Didn't ask much from him today, just guide the ship. Too bad josh was able to put together a winning drive. Was hoping for a share of 1st.

I'm losing out the rest of the year either way.
 
me watching my scores this weekend
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MONDAY NIGHT MIRACLE SITUATIONS

Only a couple this time, but the most notably: @Patrick is down 34.52 to @Meatball Mia who looks to be well on her way to NOTCH HER FIRST WIN OF THE SEASON. He does have Mike Williams left to roll out, who has put out some monster games before... so a miracle is really needed here

@jmanic is down 15.88 with Courtland Sutton ready to go against @Cassinonorth . Maybe if Drew Lock was throwing to to Sutton instead, that would make you feel better. How are the Broncos in primetime again? It's totally doable but it depends on what version of Russ shows up

And the most interesting one to watch; @jShort is down by less than a point against @Carson. Germy has Herbert slinging the ball around, while Carson has Ekeler and the Denver D left to play. Yahoo is leaning towards Carson to pull this off, but I'm curious if Germy still has some of that Taysom Hill magic floating around on his roster...
 
For me...on my birthday.....Oh @stb222 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!!

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NFL bizzaro world continues....

I was at a bike race yesterday and it was AWESOME, so I had not been paying attention to the foosball until the 1pm games were into the 4th quarter....I then get in my car only to be slapped with a massive accident on RT80 stopping me from getting home...So im watching the Giants somehow knock off the Ravens.....Then I remembered....My brother in law and his family were DRIVING to green bay as he is a huge jets fan....To which I told my mother...Dam, thats a hell of alot of driving to watch the jets get murdered......Well, hot dam....ill happily eat my words on that one. Good for the Jets! Then I see that the 9ers are getting DESTROYED by Atlanta...the FALCONS!!! What the hell? Tampa loses to the Steelers, Bailey Zappe blows out Cleveland....the jags just beat Indy 24-0 then get there asses kicked a couple weeks later.......the RAMS...my god....Stafford with yet another pick 6 to add to his record.

Anyway....Giants win, Yankees win, Silly nannies win, I got on the podium for an Enduro.....It was a good Sunday!

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Hey Marinara Sauce, want to see stats that favor your team? Well, try winning for a change, and see what the numbers have to say next week!

I've extended my lead in the points-against column.
 
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Stoked I didn't STB against STB with a dumb benching on Thursday...

MONDAY NIGHT MIRACLES SITUATIONS

@UtahJoe and the Silly Nanies put up big points and makings @Gene's 47.98 deficit with the ALL MIGHTY JAKOBI MYERS left to roll, Utah has NE Defense and Damien Harris, so thats not happening

@stb222 is down 31.96 with Devante Parker and NO defense, not New Orleans, but NO defense... while ya BOY has Nick Folk kicking BOMBS to keep the W on his side, hopefully better than .500 for the first time in a while...

This one seems doable; @Cassinonorth is only down 17.18 with David Montgomery left to roll. Chicago sucks but if they have any chance of winning, they need to get him involved. @Carson really wishing Mark Andrews put up more than 0.40 points to make this comfier..

And the one to watch:
@elzoller has been quiet for some reason, sitting in first place at 5-1, but hes only up 10.38 with the Pocket Dogs Rhamondre Stevenson left to roll out. I have to imagine the Dogs pull this off...
 
It took roughly 20 years, but finally... The jets are good and Tom brady sucks... Basque in the awesomeness of it jets fans 😂

They lost their rookie of the year for the season yesterday. Also lost their #1 receiver for a few weeks.
someone tell elijah moore he'll be getting the ball.
 
I'm on the verge of a mental breakdown because I will likely have the second highest score this week AND WILL STILL LOSE I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME

MONDAY NIGHT MIRACLE SITUATIONS

Well, I don't think @stb222 expects Evan McPherson to kick 38.74 points worth of field goals, almost 13 of them, to beat Mia; and oh she has Tyler Boyd left to roll out. With Kevins empty bench spots and @Meatball Mia love for the Raiders, these two are looking to avoid being DFL by the end of the year

OH AND THEN THERE IS THIS ONE
ya boy is up 23.46 points after a beautiful 35+ point Derrick Henry performance and a 23.70 point BEAT DOWN by ETN, only to have @UtahJoe completely rip my heart out with Joe Burrow and Nick Chubb left to play. It's just enough points that it will likely be over at the end of the third quarter. What is really going to kill me is if my last second swap of Eno and Devin Singeltary is the difference, as I left 2.3 points behind.

me rn
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