OFFICIAL: 2022 Fantasy Football Thread - DUST OFF YA FOOZEBALLS

Now now, imagine me keeping the rules in my favor just because I can lose in the first round of the playoffs, come on now

While the scenarios are almost set in stone, lets see if anyone can piss in their opponents cheerios tonight

MONDAY NIGHT MIRACLE SITUATIONS

Well, @jmanic has a chance to clinch the playoffs against @UtahJoe with a 75.92 point day from Tampas Defense, FART NOISE
Can cover 32.58 points with Olave left to roll out against @elzoller to clinch a spot? not happening
@Patrick could snub @Magic out of the playoffs with a 24.1 point game from Chris Godwin, doesn't seem likely, but if anyones going to do it, it will be Godwin
@Cassinonorth is sweating it out against @Meatball Mia, who still has Kamara left to roll out to cover 21.88 points. A huge skid is the only thing keeping him out of the big dance

I think these are mostly decided, so I'm going to play into the next weeks, playoff scenario, and it's so simple, I love it.


IF @Magic wins, he is in.
If ya boy wins, he is in.
If @jmanic wins, he is in.
IF @Magic loses, both ya boy and @jmanic are in.



Guess who I play? @jmanic
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me remembering i have justin fields to roll out against @jmanic to smoke his ass
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Then seeing he's on a bye
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Thank god I will finally be out of bye week hell after this week.....its been terrible.
 
Hey Josh...what do you think of being the only team in NFL history to blow FOUR 17 point leads in the 4th qtr?
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That has to be the worst loss in the history of the Raiders.....I wouldnt have believe if I wasnt dumb enough to watch it with my own eyes.
 
Hey Josh...what do you think of being the only team in NFL history to blow FOUR 17 point leads in the 4th qtr?
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That has to be the worst loss in the history of the Raiders.....I wouldnt have believe if I wasnt dumb enough to watch it with my own eyes.
I was watching last night, it got boring, killed the sound, started spinning some albums and tooling around the house.

Go to flip an album, and they are doing the post game interview- still no sound on, but they spending a lot of time talking to Baker.
Me: Why TF they talking to him, and why’s he smiling?

Ahhh- Raiders.
 
I was watching last night, it got boring, killed the sound, started spinning some albums and tooling around the house.

Go to flip an album, and they are doing the post game interview- still no sound on, but they spending a lot of time talking to Baker.
Me: Why TF they talking to him, and why’s he smiling?

Ahhh- Raiders.
You actually watched that? Wow kudos to you
 
You actually watched that? Wow kudos to you
I know reading is a lost art down there in the south, but we play by northern rules here pal:
I was watching last night, it got boring, killed the sound, started spinning some albums and tooling around the house.

Oh, and I’m gonna fuck your shit up this week btw.
Ya hick.
 
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