@Fire Marshal Max welcome to the PI suffers club, now go buy this (and remember to use it) so you dont have to suffer.
https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B001CJGE7Q/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1
i bought a bottle in july, and i have not gotten PI on a ride where i remember to use it since, bottle is still going strong, will try the wipes next since they are easier to carry in the car (and more importantly, cannot leak)
also no complaining about price, its $8 and if it saves you even some suffering is worth every last penny.