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Max not nimble,
Max not quick,
Max couldn't get his bike over a 2 inch stick!

Here's mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihBb6KvDdGg

Yes!

I'm just a clown, when the circus leaves I'll still be round
Knocking on your door

Insults are effective only where emotion is present.

I need a good cheek, I like a good cheek.

The "streak" continues

3 The "Miracle Max" at High Mountain in great trouble,
Led by fifteen shut up at Hartshorne:
At Mooch there will be born two double-headed monsters,
Mud, rocks, flood, the greatest ones in Tourne.

I've pooped on each of my last 5 rides. What's up with that?

F*$@ rain

Weekend update by Dan: "Max, you ignorant slut!"

I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
I wonder..

More like: https://youtu.be/HAT98OO3lJc

I bought a bag of apples

Why does Max Update?
Why does the moon follow me?
Mysteries of life

1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe

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