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sorry i was away all weekend, did we end up getting the strait open?
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Trump orders a blockade in the Strait of Hormuz as tensions with Iran soar
Trump says the U.S. Navy will blockade the Strait of Hormuz and interdict vessels that paid tolls to Iran following a stalemate in peace talks.www.foxnews.com
well thats confusing

Next question is whether the markets will tank today or will they do nothing since tomorrow is TACO Tuesday...
Well ill recap...sorry i was away all weekend, did we end up getting the strait open?
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Trump orders a blockade in the Strait of Hormuz as tensions with Iran soar
Trump says the U.S. Navy will blockade the Strait of Hormuz and interdict vessels that paid tolls to Iran following a stalemate in peace talks.www.foxnews.com
well thats confusing
Apparently he cannot directly but he can suggest it.Poor JD. Couldn't help Orban get reelected, and failed peace negotiations. Can Trump fire him?
Maybe he can get some insurrectionists to hang him?Apparently he cannot directly but he can suggest it.
I'm sure it bothers Trump to no end that he can't fire the Vice President...Apparently he cannot directly but he can suggest it.
PSA for the S&P 500: up 1.02% and the NASDAQ up 1.23%. The former's total cap is 4X the Dow, which components are a subset of it and the latter is separate and full of B1G tech.I'm sure it bothers Trump to no end that he can't fire the Vice President...
So... it turns out the Market was expecting this chaos to a certain extent. Up 300 points...

amazing how you can read something and instantly hear it the way it is intended to be heard
amazing how you can read something and instantly hear it the way it is intended to be heard
Only $101 to fill up today.