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Chris Nordt said:
I think you and I are living parallel lives.. I recently moved (and had a baby), and last summer I had a stroke (actually 2). After what felt like 1,000,000,000 tests it turned out that I have a calcified heart valve that will need to be replaced at some point. I had to give up playing hockey (can't take a hit to my chest because of the valve), so I got back in to biking to keep me active. No surgeries for the heart yet, my last surgery was the previous summer for a fractured testicle.. yes it's possible to do that, long story but a hockey puck was involved lol..

So get out there and ride when ever you can, it's worth it just for the laughs and shit talk haha.
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Good god man, I'm aching from that one.....I hope everything works out for you.

@Mare45 will get out and ride, we may have to go on a dirtbag ride for some groping, but she will ride.........or else.
 
Haha, yeah.. that's usually the first reaction I see when I talk about the testicle injury. I was playing hockey, a guy in front of me took a shot and I shifted one way but my cup didn't and I took a direct shot to the right one. It stung a bit, but I "walked it off" and finished the game (it was playoffs, no way I wasn't finishing the game.. and I even had 2 goals lol) I went to work the next day still wondering why my nuts hurt so much, didn't go to the hospital till the following morning and had surgery later that day to save the nut from being removed. Everything is fine even though I'm down to 1 3/4 nuts, and I even managed to get my wife prego last September and we had a health girl a month ago. As much as the stroke may have been scarier, at least it hurt a whole lot less haha.
 
Dude sorry for the next line...
Wow what a ball buster that had to be.... Had to say it tried to use my inside voice but "No Dice"
feel better if you and Mare want a tour of Allaire I think I know some people.
 
Haha, it's cool.. it's a funny injury, my uncle kept saying I scored a short-handed goal when i got my wife prego (I come from a hockey family), and I was known as the "puck to the testicles guy" at the dr office lol. I'm definitely going to get down to Allaire soon for a tuesday night ride, it's either been raining or I've been busy with the baby/moving.. but it will happen soon!!
 
Chris Nordt said:
I'm down to 1 3/4 nuts
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Sorry for everything you are going through. Last year it was heart stuff for me too (vtach and ablation and too long of a recovery!). I think we need a recovery ride...a newly defined recovery ride. Calling all effed up people...come ride with us!

I am trying to make light of things by inserting a joke about your 1.75 nuts, but I am at a loss. Can anyone help?
 
Frank said:
@Mare45 will get out and ride, we may have to go on a dirtbag ride for some groping, but she will ride.........or else.
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Groping? (Perked ears!)

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Mare45 said:
Sorry for everything you are going through. Last year it was heart stuff for me too (vtach and ablation and too long of a recovery!). I think we need a recovery ride...a newly defined recovery ride. Calling all effed up people...come ride with us!

I am trying to make light of things by inserting a joke about your 1.75 nuts, but I am at a loss. Can anyone help?
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We definitely need a recovery ride! I like to joke that only having 1.75 nuts has made me lighter and more aerodynamic on my bike lol
 
Sorry Mare45, just trying to show some injury solidarity.. It just happens that one of mine holds a special place with men lol
 
Mare45 said:
Sorry for everything you are going through. Last year it was heart stuff for me too (vtach and ablation and too long of a recovery!). I think we need a recovery ride...a newly defined recovery ride. Calling all effed up people...come ride with us!

I am trying to make light of things by inserting a joke about your 1.75 nuts, but I am at a loss. Can anyone help?
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1.75/2 = 87.5% nutz...

we should all be that nutz.

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wishing you an easy ride through the next phase @Mare45 - i'd ride tandem with ya 😉

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ps - i got 3. well, it feels that way (i'm told.) vericocele
 
Hi @Mare45
I am lame and looking to ride
The only feeble I could come up with is I swallowed a whale and don't know how to get rid of it. Help!
 
My name is Jim. I can eat a box of Fruity Pebbles in one sitting. Sometimes I don't ride my bike, but mostly I do.
 
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