July 26
Beautiful weather, ride seemed smooth as a dolphin; then suddenly, not so much.
20 minutes in, my handlebars hooked a coil of wire hanging from a telephone pole. I tried to brake and sweep the wire off just as it went taught and snapped my bars to the left.
I hit the pavement and flopped like one of those sticky squids you throw onto a pane of glass.
Just one minor raspberry on my knee and some raod rash on my hip and ass (subscribe to my only fans page to see 🔥hot🔥 pics!). My hip and coccyx are killing me, though.
My bike is a little banged up and I need a new helmet, but overall I was pretty lucky.
I suspect this ends my quest for 31 in a row; even if I can throw my leg over a saddle to finish the ride, I ended up getting to work so late that I can't possibly make it home before midnight. It was fun (mostly).
Good luck and congrats to all who achieved their goals!
TLDR: I crashed, I suck, I quit.
Check out my activity on Strava:
https://strava.app.link/r9W99YAYYrb
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