Dragons are F'ing Awesome

Norm

Mayor McCheese
Team MTBNJ Halter's
Just saying.

So here would be the next installment of Norm's Training Blog Series. As many of you know, I'm now a single loser with a lot of dishes that people have scrounged up from the basement. And a gravy bowl, thanks to Lance. And a lot of beer, thanks to my friends who came over the weekend to bring me beer.

I had a small get together at the place Saturday night. It was fun. Here we are just kicking things off:

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If you weren't invited, I'm sorry. It probably means I don't text you because I made the guest list based on people I text. If you want an invite, just ask. Maybe I'll say yes, maybe I'll say no...but you never know until you try.

So this is the 3rd time I have used the word Dragon in the title of a training thread. Maybe one of these days I'll perform like one on the bike. The first one was something RNG1 would only understand, and then there was post-Taiwan where I used 2nd person for a while. I liked that, and read some of that last night. It made me LOL a few times.

Now, this is just a straight up statement about dragons. I mean, they are awesome. I wrote a short story involving a dragon recently. I don't think I'm going to publish that soon but you know I guess I have been a little dragon-specific for a bit. The dragon carved into a pumpkin was kinda cool, I think. Dave's wife thought I was BSing but he was right, I did that all on my own.

Anyway, why now and not after cross season? Well, my season is done, cooked, over. I think the storm more or less wiped out any and all hopes I had of doing anything useful. So I did the HPCX race before the storm, and was doing well until things went bad. Then I had 2 mechanicals and things went bad. And that's the end of that. Then the storm came, I became a gypsy, and my fitness left the building.

So it goes.

Now I've been working remotely for weeks. The Path is still out. Maybe I'll go in next Monday if the Path is back up to the WTC. I tried to go in a week ago but it was so difficult that I turned around at Newark Airport and went home. I think it took me 1:15 to go there and back. Very frustrating, and an incredible amount of traffic.

I have ridden my bike for 16 straight days as of yesterday. I will go out after work today, to make it 17. I more or less just ride an hour these days. And I don't post them all up anymore. I'm just lax like that, I guess. I've been on the trainer too much, and during the storm fallout I was on for like 10 straight rides. I think I've also ridden 23 or 24 days.

You would think that might keep me in a little shape but really I don't think so. I'm afraid to get on the scale. So maybe dragons are awesome but they're also fat sometimes. But we know that from the Taiwan post-trip. I still fit into my non-fat guy clothes, so I'm still ok for now.

Anyway, let the winter begin. I have no idea where this is going to go. Let's just hope it's somewhere ridiculously awesome, because I think it's time for that.

Someone say First.
 
I think you should tattoo a dragon on your ass, just saying. Kinda the stupid thing you do when you move on. Don't pierce your nipples trust me I know 😀
 
The china that Lance had kind of made me skeptical about him... but then I remembered how cute his wife is.

But seriously, I'll take his gravy boat. Or was it creamer? Either way, you almost broke my back with the door.
 
Maybe he asked *this* Verizon guy about a phone that's supposed to be coming out and he never hooked a brother up so he looked elsewhere for some other Verizon guy?

-Jim.

Maybe that Verizon has a better memory than the other Verizon guy. I am pretty sure the other Verizon guy asked you to remind him because he was walking out the door...
 
Maybe that Verizon has a better memory than the other Verizon guy. I am pretty sure the other Verizon guy asked you to remind him because he was walking out the door...

Which Verizon guy are we talking about now? I gotta ask one of them about a phone. A secret phone that no one knows about yet. 😀

-Jim.
 
Norm one ups usual bachlor pad decor by skipping the bed frame entirely and just tossing the mattress on the floor. Who was the original chair breaker?

We also learned that yrob wants to become a farmer of "happy" animals, and Lance sparked a prolonged discussion about the structural integrity of bar soap. Good times!


As an NJ transit user, im sure this made you happy

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2012/11/nj_transit_parked_rail_equipme.html

Like those old images of the steam train workers shoveling coal into a firebox...only this time the coal is piles of cash.
 
14th!!!
I'm not sure if that is actually accurate cause I didn't count.

What did one Verizon guy say to the other Verizon guy?
 
I think Lance is still confuzzled about the soap.

I'm not positive but there might have been a gravy boat and creamer thing in with the china. I think I saw a butter tray.

Fred has his pick of empty bottles for brewing.

I just banged my elbow. It hurt.
 
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