Dropping the hammer (literally) on cantitoe “shelter” carbon protection tape

RonC

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http://www.bikerumor.com/2010/11/18/dropping-the-hammer-literally-on-cantitoe-shelter-carbon-protection-tape/#more-24685

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynlxj7X86Nw

Now, if I understand this correctly, Cantitoe Shelter protective tape is meant to be wrapped around the frame tubes of bicycles comprised entirely of fluorescent light bulbs, that generally get ridden through neighborhoods where hooligans constantly hurl ball peen hammers at cyclists. It’s kind of a very specialized application. Kind of. Oh wait, let me watch the video again…ah ha, I see, I had it all wrong. The fluorescent light bulb is a METAPHOR for a bicycle frame tube and the hammer is a METAPHOR for a rock thrown up by the front wheel of a bike.

But seriously, the above video has ball peen hammers smashing into lit fluorescent light bulbs with EXPLOSIONS, the new Danny MacAskill video doesn’t have anything like that, but you know what does? — the classic Ursus Mark V “Project Grizzly” Bear-proof-suit video. (Check it out after the break.)

And more seriously, Cantitoe Shelter is a visco-elastic tape, an “impact dispersal medium,” that is meant to protect downtubes and chainstays of bicycles, carbon ones in particular. The claim is that it increases the impact strength of carbon by 230%, allowing it to withstand a 6.5 Newton impact. It is 1.2mm thick. totally transparent and, apparently, doesn’t wrinkle or bunch up when applied to weird-shaped tubes.

For charts, graphs, links to actual facts, and a video of a dude in a bear-proof-suit getting run over by a pick-up truck with a mattress on the front,

A scientifical explanation of the whole hammers smashing light bulbs and making them explode thing. Speaking of exploding, looking at mathematical graphs like this makes my head feel like it’s going to explode. Visit Cantitoe Road’s website for more info.
 
Solid. And no, Ron didn't write the above post. The guy on BR did 🙂

Both videos are worth it - the hammer & light bulb one, as well as the dude in the bear suit.
 
Solid. And no, Ron didn't write the above post.

Yea the lack of misspelled words, incorrect punctuation, and general lack of any point kinda gave it away.
Just kidding ron. Norm loves ya.... I swear. 😀
 
I thought it was Ron with spellcheck since it was still meandering and pointless with a damn bear theme running through it.

You might not get this from his posts but RonC is generally harmless and well-meaning and gosh darn it, he's pretty smart too.
 
Ron C is a swell fella. He can't spell to say his life.. but whatevteiuihewaa
 
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Plus 1 for RonC!! Lets make this the RonC Thread!!!!!!!!!!!:popcorn:
 
Interesting but not enough to convince me that it is carbons savior... I like my bikes like Jshort likes his music... Strictly Metal:getsome:
 
Interesting but not enough to convince me that it is carbons savior... I like my bikes like Jshort likes his music... Strictly Metal:getsome:

LOL....nice Spencer....

The only saviour for carbon is a lifetime warranty and good customer service. That, or just keeping your bike on a pedestal instead of actually riding it.
 
He'd need to wrap his whole car in it.

I think it was a good demo. Certainly not a bad investment. I don't see the downside unless each sheet is $100.
 
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