Juggernaut
Master of the Metaphor
So here we go again, the real start of the season with the Cobbled Classics (semi, yes @seanrunnette).
Been a good preseason with Tour Down Under and even the Middle Eastern races not following the same old script, well maybe the same but the next generation is showing their faces.
Sagan with a handful of wins at TDU but passed on the opening Belgian weekend with bigger targets later this spring. Meanwhile GVA didn’t even top 10 OMP and KBK where Sep tore people a new ahole on the Mur but couldn’t make it stick but still podiums. Can he live up to his expectation this year?
Viviani on fire with the overall at abudabbi (insert real name) and beating the big names and obviously taking advantage of the well oiled quick step train.
That midget Ewan, while squeaking a few wins, still can’t hang with the big boys and only succeeds if the lead out is absolutely perfect.
The British midget cavendish, nabs one win but then crashes out in the nuetral zone this week!? Caravan auto brakes the cause?
Kittel, while close one time this week is all jelly his old train isn’t there but he will likely still be tearing shit up by TDF time.
In any case, Strade Bianca this week, which is always one of the better races of the year.
So begins my favorite time of the pro cycling year.....




