I just wanna ride bikes with you...

I just watched the whole thing🙁. Felt embarrassed for the groom too!
 
Ouch. So the whole time I'm wondering if he told her that it stinks. I'm imagining him seeing it for the first time, he starts laughing because he thinks its a goof...then she starts crying and he realizes he needs to play it off and tell her that he loves it.

Then I read that it was unveiled at their wedding. Yikes.
 
'Exploded out of my head' is a fitting lyric, because that's just what happened to my brain.

That is awful, dude will never live that down. People who shit their pants in school feel bad for this guy.
 
I threw up in my mouth then the throwup flew out of my mouth and now there's throwup on my keyboard. How do you get throwup out of a keyboerd?
 
This response was from a women below the video and it sums up my thoughts after watching it.

Oh whatever. She has a great rack and I have a feeling she's gonna make for a really fun dotty grandma one day. All short, balding Jewish guys (who arrange flowers???) should be so lucky.

I agree we probably didn't need to be subjected to it but then...ahem...YOU are part of the problem, Gawker.
 
This was in my head while riding today.
It helped to think of kittens exploding out of her head and eating her grey matter.
 
Wow...my wife just yelled at me from across the room and threw the remote and me to shut it off. Now I'm going to have an earworm "...I just wanna ride bikes with you..." doomed for the rest of the night
 
rottin' said:
Wow...my wife just yelled at me from across the room and threw the remote and me to shut it off. Now I'm going to have an earworm "...I just wanna ride bikes with you..." doomed for the rest of the night
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For that earworm, lay down a coat of Wolfmother.
It primes and covers with a single application.
 
ChrisRU said:
That is awful, dude will never live that down. People who shit their pants in school feel bad for this guy.
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pooriggy said:
This response was from a women below the video and it sums up my thoughts after watching it.

Oh whatever. She has a great rack and I have a feeling she's gonna make for a really fun dotty grandma one day. All short, balding Jewish guys (who arrange flowers???) should be so lucky.
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LOL - those are really great responses.

Sorry fellas. I feel like the drunk asshole on a road trip with a few guys in a VW Golf that just busted ass on a cold night.

But... I might be a little jealous. Imagine if this guy wants to go out for a full day ride/death march/epic tour. He invites his wife for the ride and when she says "no come to yoga with me" he can show the vid and use it as ammunition. Then go for the ride with his homies quilt free.
 
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