Winter Hast Cometh
So it would seem that we have been hit with a spat of legit cold weather and has a result I
posted this, mainly to spark some conversation on what would otherwise be a slow day on the site. Ofcourse, someone needed to turn it into a
strava sucks conversation but that was beside the point. I get it, the cold sucks and the first cold blast leaves most of us wanting to stay inside. If I had endless time to ride, I may have done the same (ok, no I wouldn’t have, but play along here) but my riding time is so limited that I don’t really see dropping a time to ride my bike as an option. Maybe if the
3 strike rulewas actually met, maybe, but that rule is basically never met. Also, when all those things do align, it is probably one of those times when you ride just to add it to the palmares. But really, weather related items just don’t really factor for me, mainly because I have figured out what I need to wear in these situations and have spent lots of $$ finding what works, which is apparent considering I sold more $$ worth of winter gear this week than most peeps would ever buy. I am not going to say I like the cold because nothing beats riding in the 60’s and 70’s but my desire to ride my bike is rarely wavering and certainly doesn’t wavering because of little thing like rain and cold. I really don’t understand how people just stop doing something they love if you are physical and mentally capable of still doing such activity. I am an outlier in that respect apparently, so I guess I can never get it.
Shit and Piss and Side Spray
Norm has been on a shit and piss preachy kick lately but makes some solid points. I prefer to think I just piss on things, maybe only just get some side spray on some topics but I guess everyone perceives shit, piss and side spray differently similar to how every perceives the cold differently. It is also really had to bust balls online when using a sarcastic tone because none of that comes through unless it is completely absurd sounding. It is just really hard when people do some dumb stuff, like cotton for a base layer or cotton socks in the cooler temps, how does someone not jump on that? If we let everything like that slide, how are the new peeps going to learn? I think it would be a disservice not to alert them of such. Yeah, yeah, I go about it the right way, but all
good intentions.
I am taking the no shit on peeps stuff approach with the whole fat bike thing. It is a trend, like most things with biking and Matty buying one is proof that it is unstoppable at this time. A few years from now I doubt all of us will have fat bikes and that they will take over the market. They will eventually be the 29er to the 650b switch we are seeing right now.
Butt Weight a Min
Stepping back to my last post, Pearl pointed out the potential love handle in the picture I posted:
I cannot confirm if it was full pockets or a love handle but there is almost no way I won’t be gaining weight this winter. I typically put on around 5 lbs in the winter months and the lack of riding BECAUSE babies will accelerate this a little bit. I weighed myself the Monday before the babies were born and was 161, which was the lowest of the summer. This was only a few days after my farewell ride, so there is a chance I was still a little dehydrated but still that was the number. For a month I held this, probably from lack of sleep and my schedule turned upside down. So now that I have settled into something of a rhythm, I am still only riding 4-6 hours per week when I was averaging 10+ every week this year. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that I am going to put on some poundage and I really don’t know what to expect. At this point, 3 months after babies arrived, I sit somewhere between 164 and 166, which 167 was my December-March weight last year. I will never be a light weight but lets see if I can keep the numbers below the 170 point. In any case, photobucket recommends this car of the fat back picture, which may be a way of telling the relatives that I am getting fat, be prepared.
And speaking of butts, iggy wants to talk to my wife after walter recommends he is good at getting people to do butt sex. Butt sex and hiller than thou. This has been on my radar (HTH, not butt sex) for the last few years but was always within a weekend or on the week of the Tour de Pink, so it didn’t happen. This year then moved it earlier in September but the babies shut that down. If there was any year that I would have done well at that ride, it was this year as I was cramming in as much riding as possible and riding hard since I knew I would have some rest time (riding wise anyways). I can’t imagine I will be in climbing shape for next year, but you never know. I will ear mark it as not to complete shit on Iggy’s idea.