Raritan 911: Robocop

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I always thought cops were always creeping on extra marital affairs or is this just folk lore because i have seen a lot in my life time. Just saying 😛
 
Looks like the recreational ball field of some town lol. Couldn't handle the parking lot doughnuts. Stupid youth and stupid parents.
 
It was no kid... he was hammered and was probably doing 60mph in the parking lot.

Me: What is this?
DWI: It's exactly what you think it is.
Me: Ok so it is cocaine. You needed that on top of the 11 drinks you had?
DWI: I'm in sales man...it's the only way I can get through the day!

We later determined he was making lines using his sales business cards and snorting off his metal business card holder.

I liked him. I shared some Xmas cookies with him while we waited for his ride.
 
Carson said:
It was no kid... he was hammered and was probably doing 60mph in the parking lot.

Me: What is this?
DWI: It's exactly what you think it is.
Me: Ok so it is cocaine. You needed that on top of the 11 drinks you had?
DWI: I'm in sales man...it's the only way I can get through the day!

We later determined he was making lines using his sales business cards and snorting off his metal business card holder.

I liked him. I shared some Xmas cookies with him while we waited for his ride.
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Oh boy I can relate. They aren't all bad guys just bad decisions.
 
I was on the Fire Dept in my town for a while and had my share of wtf calls. One of my favorites being the stoner kid frying about 3 pounds of bacon on a hot plate at 3 am and then asked what he can do in the future to not set off the fire alarm. I told him "ummm not doing this is a good start"
 
Peabs83 said:
I was on the Fire Dept in my town for a while and had my share of wtf calls. One of my favorites being the stoner kid frying about 3 pounds of bacon on a hot plate at 3 am and then asked what he can do in the future to not set off the fire alarm. I told him "ummm not doing this is a good start"
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Job security!
 
We had a nasty dwelling fire tonight. Careless smoking which ignited the garage after which the homeowner panicked and opened up all the doors and windows for some reason. That caused the fire to spread so quickly that we initially held the scene as a possible arson. The FD, which was returning from a fire in Readington Township at the time, did a hell of a job containing the damage to only two townhouse units.

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Glad it didn't jump units - my friend in concord ridge reported that nobody was hurt.
kudo to the FD!
 
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