The Heckle Report

Town Hall sucks. We'll be at MC along with JP. You should go.


I am in for the B's at Town Hall. I can only race Saturdays this season, for the most part. Should I be nervous that a certain King Kog guy is registered. Oh who am I kidding, he will probably be so far ahead of me.
 
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Perhaps I don't like Town Hall because I see it as nothing more than a hill, then what I felt was a lackluster course after that. And as a fat guy, hills are not something I see as "fun". If you're a climber, I guess I can see how you might like it. I only raced it once. Maybe it's better now.

I also will be opting to support the NJ Cup, and Jim Bernstein. He really wanted me/us to come out last year but it just didn't work out and I felt a bit bad for not being able to help him out with the new venue. And as a series race, I want to do them all this year just to do a series and support the local NJ races. The whole reason there is not a CXMeur race this year is because people did not support it enough in various ways.

Local cross racing is like your teeth. Ignore them and they will go away. Someone should put that on a billboard somewhere.
 
I don't follow pro anything but Team TIBCO-SVB is in the area doing a training camp for Worlds and showed up to the Marty's Monday night ride. I got to talk to the current woman's national crit champ Kendall Ryan for about half an hour which was a very cool experience.
 
I don't follow pro anything but Team TIBCO-SVB is in the area doing a training camp for Worlds and showed up to the Marty's Monday night ride. I got to talk to the current woman's national crit champ Kendall Ryan for about half an hour which was a very cool experience.

Which ride do you do? Wednesday night or Monday? I'd be curious if they'd like your fart-tactics for dropping people on climbs... (initially fart and tactics were two separate words but I decided to combine them after I reread the sentence).. Fart-Tactics - that's funny! I crack myself up...
 
Which ride do you do? Wednesday night or Monday? I'd be curious if they'd like your fart-tactics for dropping people on climbs... (initially fart and tactics were two separate words but I decided to combine them after I reread the sentence).. Fart-Tactics - that's funny! I crack myself up...
I've been doing the monday and wednesday. Maybe I will have beans with my salad on wednesday.
 
buffalo salad. REMEMBER HOW BAD THAT DID WITH MY GUT!!??!? Cause I do.
It was a dark time in history, that I've tried to forget. However, I'm sure those memories will haunt me forever... On the other hand though, the pink chicken epidemic hasn't been treating you well recently so I'm not sure which will be worse.
 
This is my 3rd season racing with Laughing Dog, we are all mostly college buddies / friends of the Amherst Laughing Dog shop.

Last night I did a thing and made a 'sports team' page on the facebook. If you're curious what this LDBCX thing is all about check it out and give us a like if we deserve it. We will be adding more content soon.

https://www.facebook.com/LDBCX/

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I liked it... and subscribed to spectate, participate and see how things progress and unfold.

There is some serious significance behind a group of friends getting together for a similar purpose - Most fun I ever had was a result of that - This is like watching a younger brother growing up and doing something cool.
 
I went to the last Thursday bike practice with @MadisonDan and company last night. I showed up early and decided 2 years later to finally tackle that non-drive side dismount/mount. Holy shit that's tough. I actually figured out the dismount and got pretty comfortable pretty fast but damn is getting back on a struggle. I'm not a stranger to the stutter step. It took me half a season to get confident enough to throw myself onto my saddle on my dominant side. I basically just feel like it's my first time on a cyclocross bike again. I'm a long ways away from high speed barriers but might be close enough to being able to carry my bike on the non-drive side while shouldering which would be great.

Halfway through our run-up drill yesterday I was coming down an off camber at speed and drilled both rims on a rock hard dirt divot which instantly pinched my front tubular. I left my race wheels on the bike because I was testing my hack job of a repair on my rear tire from my Nittany flat. That repair consisted of gluing the tire flap back down to the casing, applying a tube patch to hold it down (external to the tire, hah.) and then filling with stans. It worked through my half practice yesterday so I will be racing it this weekend. The puncture is outside of the tread so the patch isn't on the main rolling surface. I also applied the patch with 15 PSI in the tires, wrenched down some toe straps to hold it down then pumped the tire up to 60PSI to really get a good patch-tread bond.

Anyway, I shouldered my bike and ran halfway to the car leaving practice. That shit hurts really bad. I also still think I have a mean knot in that shoulder from my Sunday crash. I got home and stans'd up the front. It sealed pretty quick. I deflated the tire, then re-inflated it. The clot came loose then sealed up again. I repeated this one more time and the clot held. I have an old tire stretching that is in slightly dirty but very good condition and 2 new one's going to Laughing Dog I wont have those in my hand until Gloucester.

When it comes down to what tire do I replace before Gloucester I don't know which one I'm going to pick..... Probably my rear since that patch/stans job is jankier then just the front stans job. I may send that front to tire alert for re-tubing since it only has 2 races on it. Ugh.

Edit: I also flatted my road bike over night from the Wednesday Waffle ride. 3 in 5 days.
 
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I'm not a stranger to the stutter step. It took me half a season to get confident enough to throw myself onto my saddle on my dominant side.

I still can't get rid of that damn stutter step. Walking - no problem but .0001% faster than walking and my brain gets in the way 😕
 
I still can't get rid of that damn stutter step. Walking - no problem but .0001% faster than walking and my brain gets in the way 😕
Ya gotta just commit and deal with the consequences. I committed once last night and landed right on my grundle. Need to work on the muscle memory a little more.

I'm gonna have a tough time late in life.....
 
I still can't get rid of that damn stutter step. Walking - no problem but .0001% faster than walking and my brain gets in the way 😕

I think this is easy to fix. I can try, though you should talk to @Delish about it. There are a few things to plant in your head that will make it a lot easier.
 
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