Who's that Girl?

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I am offended at the whole "hot chick" thing. You are probably as ugly as a pig's butt and even if physically you are good looking, YOU ARE STILL AS UGLY AS A PIG'S BUTT!

@MissJR said everything else I was thinking
 
offended that someone is judged by their looks, calls them ugly. classic

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offended that someone is judged by their looks, calls them ugly. classic
beauty and ugly take many forms. I was referring to how ugly he is on the inside. I cannot beleive I had to actually explain that.

Besides, his "hot chick" remark is demeaning to women.
 
first of all... who the fuck comes on a mountain bike forum to pick up chicks? tinder not working out for you? maybe you should try grindr. i hear they're more welcoming to cock-suckers like you.

second... there are plenty of hot chicks who mountain bike... you probably haven't had much of a chance to check them out with all that dirt and mud they're kickin' up at yeah as they're blowin' past your sorry ass.

and lastly... you don't remember what bike she was riding?! FUCKING AMATEUR!

Awesomeness. One minor critique: while I'm not sure if the correct grammar is "cock suckers" or "cocksuckers," I'm sure the hyphen is not the preferred spelling. Yes, I am a douche. 😱
 
I just realized i was also there with my gf yesterday around that time. Hope you arent talking about her. She was on a 650 though.... But wait, I was on a 29er! What if this entire thread is about this guy looking for me! I'm easy on the eyes and could easily see a random guy be taken away with my (lack of) riding skill and on trail charm! @Norm Change the thread title to "whos that guy".
 
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