Cincinnati Recap
My younger son Jamie is a a big sports fan. His favorite football team is the Bengals, I'm not sure how this happened. Well I wanted to do something cool so I came up with this idea to drive to Cincinnati and hit up a Pirates game on the way home.
I rented a car for this one. My car just hit 300,000 miles this week and the thought of being broken on the side of the road was not appealing. The car rental place gave me a Honda Accord, actually I picked this car. The gray paint job was the low key color I was looking for to fly under the radar of the cops as I'm doing 80mph down the highway.
We hit some traffic on the way down and got nailed with torrential downpours but other then that the ride was smooth. We got to the hotel at 6:30, threw our bags down and took the shuttle in front of the hotel to the game. It was only 2 miles away.
The stadium itself was not real impressive, it struck me as low budget. The food was crap and the beer selection poor. They did have
Who-Dey, which they really embrace, its even the name of there mascot.
The Bengals won but the pre-season game was not real competitive. I am not a big football fan, I was checking out the cheerleaders more then the game. When we were leaving the stadium Jamie saw Ian Eagle in a car leaving the stadium as we walked past. Eagle is a football announcer and Nets announcer. I had no idea who this guy was but I told Jamie afterwards that you gotta call it out when you see someone like this. Now that J is 14 I have to teach him how to be a guy. Jamie told me he had his windows up so he wouldn't have heard him. I told him you gotta yell it so loud that he would hear it with the windows rolled up. This is what guys do.
Our hotel was right across the Ohio River, me and J walked back over the bridge to Kentucky. A friend who knows the area gave me a good tip when he told me to stay in Kentucky. Where we stayed had more fun places to walk around and eat. We stayed in the town of Covington, located right along the river. It was a lot like a mini New Hope...a mecca for tourists, bikers, gays, newlyweds, artists, iggies...
Covington Kentucky's Mainstrasse Village
Saturday me and J woke up late and walked over to the village to have breakfast then headed out to play golf. 9 holes was enough for us, we play golf once a year and that is plenty. In the afternoon we walked along the Cincinnati waterfront in between the Bengals Stadium and the Reds baseball park. Its so cool to have two stadiums within a 1/2 mile of each other. Unfortunately the Reds were on the road when we were there. The water front also had artwork depicting events in the area during the Civil War.
Despite the rich history in the area and the great access to sports teams Cincinnati is still a city with vice. One of the things I thought was wrong in Ohio is the ability to walk into a CVS and buy alcohol. They even had a plastic display, like the ones that sell rubber balls, near the register where you could buy little bottles of booze. Some of the people I seen walking around that city look like they need to put the bottle down.
Speaking of alcohol I had two really good porters with dinner Saturday night. I started out with the Breckenridge vanilla porter. This was smooth with a vanilla finish. Next I went with Flying Dog Gonzo Porter, this was killer. Full bodied and deep long finish. At over 9% alcohol I only had one 8oz. glass...but that was enough.
We got back to the room and flipped around the channels and I found Caddyshack on...awesome. I made Jamie watch it, which was revealing for him. He discovered that all my lines are taken from this movie...he questioned my ability to come up with original material. I simply told him Caddyshack is a classic and you have to know these lines...this is what guys do.
Sunday we checked out of our hotel and motored east toward Pittsburgh. Roads are nice early in the morning, not a lot of traffic. I made it to PNC park in 4 hrs. The stadium was awesome, well layed out and good food & beer. I got a killer pulled pork sandwich topped with two pierogies in a pretzel bun and washed it down with a Sam Adams Octoberfest. The stadium is located on the Alleghany river with the Pittsburgh skyline in the background. Me and J got there early and walked around the whole park, there was not a bad seat in the house. The game was great, the pirates exploded in the 4th with a grand slam and then some. They went on to win 11-5.
We hit the road at 4:30 and I did the best I could to motor along at 80mph, J did a great job navigating while I drove. The two lane hwy's are frustrating when trucks clog up the left lane. A truck carrying a full load will stay in the right lane but an empty trucker will hop in the left lane to do 65mph....ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Get the fuck out of my way, please. I make a commitment to speed, I set my cruise control to 80mph and don't use my brakes unless someone gets in my way. Most people will speed when they feel like it, by pressing on the gas downhill or on flat straight runs. Like I said I set my cruise control to 80, so I just have to worry about steering. I've had easier times passing entire cat 2 fields then I have passing cars in the left lane. Keep right pass left. Jamie heard me curse trucks and Toyota Prius's...this is what guys do.