I call that smell: Philadelphia.
Raritan 911: Robocop
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I call that smell: Philadelphia.
ChrisG
Unapologetic Lifer for Rock and Roll
Getting caught up on this thread.
As I drove home from Jamesburg Saturday, I realized that all I talked about with you was the M2, that I'd neglected to inquire about you being back to work and how you were making out with that.
I'm not smart enough to tackle more than one topic at once, apparently...😵
As I drove home from Jamesburg Saturday, I realized that all I talked about with you was the M2, that I'd neglected to inquire about you being back to work and how you were making out with that.
I'm not smart enough to tackle more than one topic at once, apparently...😵
Bangladesh
It's all good. I'm managing. Some soreness but that was expected. I'm (hopefully) going to get a follow up MRI in the next few weeks to confirm everything looks good. Mentally, I'd like to know.
Or, South Philly.
Red Mosquito
Formerly RLB the Scrapple Boy
Hoagie? Where the hell did you guys grow up?
Red Mosquito
Formerly RLB the Scrapple Boy
So much wrong with that picture. Haaoohhhgheeee is to mountain as lobster is to Nebraska.
Red Mosquito
Formerly RLB the Scrapple Boy
Also I'm a bit biased at the moment. I've been in Cape May since Monday (work) and Wawa was pretty much the only place open. I've seen the word "hoagie" too many times in 4 short days.
It was probably a full 2 years after I moved here until I was able to successfully order and receive a meatball parm sandwich.
gtluke
The Moped
Jersey Mike's howwwwgiieee
Build a Better Mousetrap
We had a shoplifter bolt on a loss prevention employee at Kohl's yesterday. He did the old switcheroo...he put on some new kicks and put his old sneakers in the box and walked out of the store. Employees tried to stop him in the parking lot and then the foot pursuit started. So he ran away in the sneakers he stole; some irony there. One of the new officers got him a few minutes later. Actually it was Officer I-Can't-Backup.
Anyways, we were passing on the information at shift change when another senior officer, Timmy, chimed in with a funny story about his college days. It took him 7 years to get his bachelor degree, so he did some serious partying at University of Delaware. He worked part-time for Macy's as a loss prevention employee at the Christiana Mall.
One weekend morning, Timmy is either still drunk or severely hungover and slept through his alarm for work. The loss prevention guys had the store keys and alarm codes, so when he rolls over in bed at 11am, he realizes that all 30 Macy's employees are probably standing in the parking lot waiting for him to show up.
Timmy shows up eventually, sick from booze and guilt. He opens up the store, gets a lecture from the store manager, and promptly locks himself in the camera room, hoping to sleep the day away.
After a few hours of sleep, a Macy's employee is screaming into the portable radios that he is chasing a shoplifter. Timmy wakes up, looks at the cameras, and sees that he can cut the shoplifter off if he heads out the back corridor to the loading entrance at the rear of the store. So Timmy runs down the back corridor and out the loading entrance. Timmy, at a svelt 260 pounds of drinking prowess, realizes something other than the hangover is slowing him down.
He looks down to see that he stepped on one of the glue mouse traps in the back corridor, which is now stuck to his feet. Timmy motors on. He ends up catching the guy hiding behind a dumpster, handcuffs him, and begins walking back to the store. The shoplifter starts laughing his ass off at Timmy. Timmy figures his fly is down; he usually forgets at least once a week.
Timmy gets him back to the loss prevention office and secures his arrestee, who is still laughing at him. Timmy does a little self check and finds that the glue trap has 3 mice stuck to it and the mouse tails are sticking out from underneath the sides of his sneaker. The trooper from the Delaware State Police who responded to the call told Timmy that he made his day.
We had a shoplifter bolt on a loss prevention employee at Kohl's yesterday. He did the old switcheroo...he put on some new kicks and put his old sneakers in the box and walked out of the store. Employees tried to stop him in the parking lot and then the foot pursuit started. So he ran away in the sneakers he stole; some irony there. One of the new officers got him a few minutes later. Actually it was Officer I-Can't-Backup.
Anyways, we were passing on the information at shift change when another senior officer, Timmy, chimed in with a funny story about his college days. It took him 7 years to get his bachelor degree, so he did some serious partying at University of Delaware. He worked part-time for Macy's as a loss prevention employee at the Christiana Mall.
One weekend morning, Timmy is either still drunk or severely hungover and slept through his alarm for work. The loss prevention guys had the store keys and alarm codes, so when he rolls over in bed at 11am, he realizes that all 30 Macy's employees are probably standing in the parking lot waiting for him to show up.
Timmy shows up eventually, sick from booze and guilt. He opens up the store, gets a lecture from the store manager, and promptly locks himself in the camera room, hoping to sleep the day away.
After a few hours of sleep, a Macy's employee is screaming into the portable radios that he is chasing a shoplifter. Timmy wakes up, looks at the cameras, and sees that he can cut the shoplifter off if he heads out the back corridor to the loading entrance at the rear of the store. So Timmy runs down the back corridor and out the loading entrance. Timmy, at a svelt 260 pounds of drinking prowess, realizes something other than the hangover is slowing him down.
He looks down to see that he stepped on one of the glue mouse traps in the back corridor, which is now stuck to his feet. Timmy motors on. He ends up catching the guy hiding behind a dumpster, handcuffs him, and begins walking back to the store. The shoplifter starts laughing his ass off at Timmy. Timmy figures his fly is down; he usually forgets at least once a week.
Timmy gets him back to the loss prevention office and secures his arrestee, who is still laughing at him. Timmy does a little self check and finds that the glue trap has 3 mice stuck to it and the mouse tails are sticking out from underneath the sides of his sneaker. The trooper from the Delaware State Police who responded to the call told Timmy that he made his day.
Directly from our press release.
Monday, October 31, 2016 @ approximately 5:50 AM – Police arrested Rita M. Desanto, age 66 of Clifton Park, NY and charged her with receiving stolen property following contact with her at the Hampton Inn on Royal Road. Police were initially called to the hotel by Desanto who reported items stolen from her vehicle, a 2015 Freightliner Sprinter van, in the parking lot there. Further investigation revealed that the van, a rental vehicle, was entered NCIC as a stolen vehicle out of Massachusetts. Desanto apparently rented the vehicle but failed to return it when due. Desanto was also found to have active warrants for her arrest issued out of Ewing Township Municipal Court ($1,370 bail) and Andover Township Municipal Court ($750.00). Bail was set on the charges out of Raritan Township at $5,000.00 with 10% option. After processing, Desanto was turned over to the Hunterdon County Department of Corrections to be lodged in the Somerset County Jail in default of bail. The items that Desanto had originally called to report as stolen were located in the van. Arrangements are being made to return the van to Ryder Truck Rental. Investigation and arrest by P.O. Dustin Pflug.
Monday, October 31, 2016 @ approximately 5:50 AM – Police arrested Rita M. Desanto, age 66 of Clifton Park, NY and charged her with receiving stolen property following contact with her at the Hampton Inn on Royal Road. Police were initially called to the hotel by Desanto who reported items stolen from her vehicle, a 2015 Freightliner Sprinter van, in the parking lot there. Further investigation revealed that the van, a rental vehicle, was entered NCIC as a stolen vehicle out of Massachusetts. Desanto apparently rented the vehicle but failed to return it when due. Desanto was also found to have active warrants for her arrest issued out of Ewing Township Municipal Court ($1,370 bail) and Andover Township Municipal Court ($750.00). Bail was set on the charges out of Raritan Township at $5,000.00 with 10% option. After processing, Desanto was turned over to the Hunterdon County Department of Corrections to be lodged in the Somerset County Jail in default of bail. The items that Desanto had originally called to report as stolen were located in the van. Arrangements are being made to return the van to Ryder Truck Rental. Investigation and arrest by P.O. Dustin Pflug.
Did you have anything to do with the drunk woman spitting and fighting with cops in Flemington.
Heard about it on 101.5 neeews .
Edit: she was driving at night with no lights on and her kid was in the car.
Heard about it on 101.5 neeews .
Edit: she was driving at night with no lights on and her kid was in the car.
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