helmets

mr.chainsaw said:
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page 3 noob 😉

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walter said:
Does the OP have any experience riding bmx?
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Yes, he has clearly stated that he has experience riding trails, trials, park, dj, scrub, handrails, 20", 24", 26", 29"(carbon), unicycle, tandem, recumbent, high wheel, and skateboard. He rides more than anyone on this site, and single handedly sculpute the face of TM. And has privided a list of assholes, of which I am not on because I like bacon.
 
FFT said:
Yes, he has clearly stated that he has experience riding trails, trials, park, dj, scrub, handrails, 20", 24", 26", 29"(carbon), unicycle, tandem, recumbent, high wheel, and skateboard. He rides more than anyone on this site, and single handedly sculpute the face of TM. And has privided a list of assholes, of which I am not on because I like bacon.
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Jake has been slipping. The FFT chronicles have missed some of his latest, soon to be classic posts. :rofl:
 
FFT said:
Yes, he has clearly stated that he has experience riding trails, trials, park, dj, scrub, handrails, 20", 24", 26", 29"(carbon), unicycle, tandem, recumbent, high wheel, and skateboard. He rides more than anyone on this site, and single handedly sculpute the face of TM. And has privided a list of assholes, of which I am not on because I like bacon.
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Interesting.
 
So along comes this guy and he not wearing helmet and I am all 'you should wear helmet' and him say 'f*ck yoo man yoo aint the boss of me' and that was right because I do not have employees but told him I not mean in general only for when he meet people like me and then I hit him in the head with the pipe wrench I carry for just such occasions and then to be fair I hit myself but I was wearing a helmet so it did not hurt except maybe I hit him too hard and he died and I felt bad but not too bad because I took his bike and gave it to my goat who appreciated the gesture and bought me some condoms but I think he get mad when I use condoms on someone else because he is a lonely goat but I let him had a party and he invited his friends to listen to music in the barn which drove the cat mad so him tried to commit suicide by jumping off the wall but cats always land on their feet so he didn't need a helmet which made Bill Cosby go all 'gibbledy-gobbledy pudding pops' which made no sense but the cat did not mind so much because where was I going with this?
 
1speed said:
So along comes this guy and he not wearing helmet and I am all 'you should wear helmet' and him say 'f*ck yoo man yoo aint the boss of me' and that was right because I do not have employees but told him I not mean in general only for when he meet people like me and then I hit him in the head with the pipe wrench I carry for just such occasions and then to be fair I hit myself but I was wearing a helmet so it did not hurt except maybe I hit him too hard and he died and I felt bad but not too bad because I took his bike and gave it to my goat who appreciated the gesture and bought me some condoms but I think he get mad when I use condoms on someone else because he is a lonely goat but I let him had a party and he invited his friends to listen to music in the barn which drove the cat mad so him tried to commit suicide by jumping off the wall but cats always land on their feet so he didn't need a helmet which made Bill Cosby go all 'gibbledy-gobbledy pudding pops' which made no sense but the cat did not mind so much because where was I going with this?
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13 pages summarized into one sentence. You are a pro!
 
1speed said:
So along comes this guy and he not wearing helmet and I am all 'you should wear helmet' and him say 'f*ck yoo man yoo aint the boss of me' and that was right because I do not have employees but told him I not mean in general only for when he meet people like me and then I hit him in the head with the pipe wrench I carry for just such occasions and then to be fair I hit myself but I was wearing a helmet so it did not hurt except maybe I hit him too hard and he died and I felt bad but not too bad because I took his bike and gave it to my goat who appreciated the gesture and bought me some condoms but I think he get mad when I use condoms on someone else because he is a lonely goat but I let him had a party and he invited his friends to listen to music in the barn which drove the cat mad so him tried to commit suicide by jumping off the wall but cats always land on their feet so he didn't need a helmet which made Bill Cosby go all 'gibbledy-gobbledy pudding pops' which made no sense but the cat did not mind so much because where was I going with this?
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This post right here made the whole thread worth it. You have more speeds than you give yourself credit for.
 
1speed said:
So along comes this guy and he not wearing helmet and I am all 'you should wear helmet' and him say 'f*ck yoo man yoo aint the boss of me' and that was right because I do not have employees but told him I not mean in general only for when he meet people like me and then I hit him in the head with the pipe wrench I carry for just such occasions and then to be fair I hit myself but I was wearing a helmet so it did not hurt except maybe I hit him too hard and he died and I felt bad but not too bad because I took his bike and gave it to my goat who appreciated the gesture and bought me some condoms but I think he get mad when I use condoms on someone else because he is a lonely goat but I let him had a party and he invited his friends to listen to music in the barn which drove the cat mad so him tried to commit suicide by jumping off the wall but cats always land on their feet so he didn't need a helmet which made Bill Cosby go all 'gibbledy-gobbledy pudding pops' which made no sense but the cat did not mind so much because where was I going with this?
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1speed wins the Internet today!
 
pearl said:
you must be on the noob settings, its only on page 3 😛
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page 1, sort them in reverse - it really messes with tapa...that way when done it is somewhere near the menu bar.

the cat landed on its feet -

goats like to climb, mt bikers like to climb, ergo goats like mt bikers. umm, that wasn't right, mt bikers like to climb on goats...no, not that either...i know there is a useful transition here. got to refer to jimV siggy for inspiration.

blood on the helmet,
blood on the bars (i feel i bike/john cougar parody coming) conveniently that is off of 'nothin matters and what if it did' - a little synchronicity thrown in
 
FFT said:
can we get back to the more pertinant issue of mandatory condom use for poor people?

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I do more trail maintenance... I mean I pay just as much taxes than most of you, if not more, which funds welfare programs for the poor so nobody can tell me if I should wear a condom. :popcorn:
 
gt2brew said:
Jake has been slipping. The FFT chronicles have missed some of his latest, soon to be classic posts. :rofl:
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sorry frank, while nearly impossible to believe, i've had other things to fill my time aside from stalking FFT at his house.

did i say house? i meant work. i mean internet. on the internet!

lolz.
 
the question i have to myself is y did i lurk on here so long before posting and joining.Never thought id get so much love,I met most of you that post on here in the last year,either on group rides,at tm or halters.Just started posting now.This thread is awesome keeps the day interesting at work.
 
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my friend and i being badasses no helmets,and yes its a sledgehammer
 
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