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hardtale70

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I'm back! Who owns winter? The Goat and his Horde,bitches!!!!!!

Ok kiddies I,ve got alot planned for this season and i'd like to start by congratulating last years freshman valedictorian, Chris "The Wannbe" 26r for his face murdering performance in H2H this year!! Good job lil guy😀. I'm gonna try for 3 to 4 rides a month till the snow gets deep and we''ll then switch to the whole XC ski thing as usual. If you are planning on tryin these rides and are new to my group please know the announced park well and /or bring a buddy. I will not leave you in the woods but if you fail I will usually have to leave you at the next avail road crossing. At the temps we'll get into i have to think of whats best for the group and sacrafices will be made. I'm tryin to get things runnin real smooth this year. Ride #1 will be the 1st annual Morris Canal Bag-O-Suk Invitational and yer all invited!! Before i post the ride I'd like to throw out the 14th or the 20th to the masses and see what fits best.Comments???????????????
 
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Thank you sir, but I think our young Dr. has surpassed my measley accomplishments. Anywho, Sunday looks good for me.
 
OMG I cant wait to get in on these. I miss ya buddy! However you know my situation and I wont see you till the second week of December. Sorry!!!

We GOTTTA talk bout skiis too!
 
Chris26er said:
Thank you sir, but I think our young Dr. has surpassed my measley accomplishments. Anywho, Sunday looks good for me.
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That is why I am better as a coach then that bearded bitch 😀

Speaking of which YOU better be on my Bday ride on the 21st bitches, no excuses like I just rode 70miles the day before...
 
mattybfat said:
That is why I am better as a coach then that bearded bitch 😀

Speaking of which YOU better be on my Bday ride on the 21st bitches, no excuses like I just rode 70miles the day before...
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Young MC Rob has to bust a move at the Sussex CX race. He's jumped up to 12th in the NJ cup. He's already got 2 0s so he needs to ride out the string. No coach worth his salt would suggest he skip it... 😀
 
TGH #1 Sun 11/14

Morris Canal Bag-o-Suk Invitational! 745am Tranquility gate. Goin round the three parks in the worst way. Blowed out woods roads,brush, pickers,hell climbs and hike a bikes. This ones total Grady style:getsome:
 
Sounds like a hoot. Just go that way fast, if something gets in your way, turn. Are we blazing new trails for ski season?
 
mattybfat said:
That is why I am better as a coach then that bearded bitch 😀

Speaking of which YOU better be on my Bday ride on the 21st bitches, no excuses like I just rode 70miles the day before...
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I thought on this today.........My boy would brain himself with his own seatpost before he ever called Patty to save him AND i think your boys season really started to turn AFTER he took part in my pain managment/tactics seminar that i put on for Chris, although that was on yer 80mi hillz ride.................:rofl:
 
woody said:
:hmmm: what time you figurin' this Suk Fest will wrap up?
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Wanna keep this at 4 hrs or less. The first half is the part i need to test/map so after that we can just make inside turns to cut time if needed. I'm being nice for the opener, these will start earlier as we progress
 
what's this shit about cutting time and being nice?!
who hijacked the Goat's account?

i guess i'll show up anyway

😉😛
 
Rob piped up first and i know hes got a drive so i threw a bone. I'm goin with the "kinder" Horde to start to try to get the #s up so when the winter attrition starts it's not just me and the wannabe. I fill alot of bodybags by Jan. and sometimes it gets lonely:cry:
 
Best of a bad situation....

....i guess? Was doin fine today and then we stopped for a disrobing break on the way outta DP. I recall dropping my head to fidget with something and then we rolled out and within 2/10s of a mile THE worst an most extended "episode" i ever had started. I've been informed that its called tachycardia. This happens now and then when i lower my head or my body makes a sudden elevation change. It hurts like hell but if i take a huge breath and hold it while bending over it pops me back into a normal pulse. No dice today! I felt like my BP was gonna blow my eyes out but was tryin to recover at least at a walkin pace but it must've gone on for an hour at least. Made a stop on a rigdeline in SSP and then after that i started to recover on the move. I now feel like i've been electrocuted. EVERYTHING hurts!! I didn't think i was gettin back on my own, but i did. Sorry guys for the lamo ride. Can't wait for the pathetic stats. BTW i had 35ish grams of sugar in that damn ovaltine but my new HEEDs don't have the refined sugar warning anymore WTF? To even start a hypothesis on what happened today would require it to happen again and i'm really not lookin forward to that:cry:
 
Still alive. Only 1 palpatation today after jumpin off a rock wall. Shut it down in under 30 secs. BTW, wheres the Garmin stats..............
 
Sorry I couldnt make it Sunday, was helping out with a trail maintenence. Ill be at the next one.

Also, if you do have a form of tachycardia you should really get it checked out if youre able. Ventricular tachycardia is often the cause when you hear of atheletes randomly dropping dead while exercising/competing. Does anyone in your family have history of heart problems? Could be indicating a more serious heart problem.
 
and he didn't just stay at a holiday inn express last night, he's actually studying to be a doctor.
 
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