OFFICIAL: 2023 Fantasy Football Thread - The Eagles lost to the Giants and Rick is nowhere to be found
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Pearl
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
When @Meatball Mia and @Patrick face off they should battle for who has to change their team name
MONDAY NIGHT MIRACLES
We will start off on a sour note; @elzoller doesn't seem to care about our league anymore since we left an inactive Amon-Ra in his lineup, giftwrapping the "oh look at me I'm .500" @Carson squad a win. If he simply put his bench WR in this is a much closer matchup tonight. He needs Aaron Jones to outscore Davante Adams by 36.56, but would have only been 14.36 with an active manager.
@UtahJoe needs Romeo Doubs to go NUCLEAR and put up 127.22 points to topple @Gene. Could see it happening *FART NOISE*
I don't see AJ Dillon and @Cassinonorth putting up 35.88 to beat @jShort
And the one to watch:
@Patrick rolling out holdout Josh Jacobs, down by 10.34, to crush @jmanic and the dogs down to 2-3. We know the pocket dogs are sick to their stomach seeing this on their bench:
And this on his starting lineup:
I mean, who benches Cooper Kupp on his welcome back party?
MONDAY NIGHT MIRACLES
We will start off on a sour note; @elzoller doesn't seem to care about our league anymore since we left an inactive Amon-Ra in his lineup, giftwrapping the "oh look at me I'm .500" @Carson squad a win. If he simply put his bench WR in this is a much closer matchup tonight. He needs Aaron Jones to outscore Davante Adams by 36.56, but would have only been 14.36 with an active manager.
@UtahJoe needs Romeo Doubs to go NUCLEAR and put up 127.22 points to topple @Gene. Could see it happening *FART NOISE*
I don't see AJ Dillon and @Cassinonorth putting up 35.88 to beat @jShort
And the one to watch:
@Patrick rolling out holdout Josh Jacobs, down by 10.34, to crush @jmanic and the dogs down to 2-3. We know the pocket dogs are sick to their stomach seeing this on their bench:
And this on his starting lineup:
I mean, who benches Cooper Kupp on his welcome back party?
When @Meatball Mia and @Patrick face off they should battle for who has to change their team name
MONDAY NIGHT MIRACLES
We will start off on a sour note; @elzoller doesn't seem to care about our league anymore since we left an inactive Amon-Ra in his lineup, giftwrapping the "oh look at me I'm .500" @Carson squad a win. If he simply put his bench WR in this is a much closer matchup tonight. He needs Aaron Jones to outscore Davante Adams by 36.56, but would have only been 14.36 with an active manager.
@UtahJoe needs Romeo Doubs to go NUCLEAR and put up 127.22 points to topple @Gene. Could see it happening *FART NOISE*
I don't see AJ Dillon and @Cassinonorth putting up 35.88 to beat @jShort
And the one to watch:
@Patrick rolling out holdout Josh Jacobs, down by 10.34, to crush @jmanic and the dogs down to 2-3. We know the pocket dogs are sick to their stomach seeing this on their bench:
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And this on his starting lineup:
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I mean, who benches Cooper Kupp on his welcome back party?
I mean it was a bad day for the nannies yesterday.....BUT, watching the niners just beat the STUFFING out of the cowgirls last night
And I was HAPPY to see the Jets get revenge on Sean Peyton yesterday.
elzoller
El Guac-Oh
When @Meatball Mia and @Patrick face off they should battle for who has to change their team name
MONDAY NIGHT MIRACLES
We will start off on a sour note; @elzoller doesn't seem to care about our league anymore since we left an inactive Amon-Ra in his lineup, giftwrapping the "oh look at me I'm .500" @Carson squad a win. If he simply put his bench WR in this is a much closer matchup tonight. He needs Aaron Jones to outscore Davante Adams by 36.56, but would have only been 14.36 with an active manager.
@UtahJoe needs Romeo Doubs to go NUCLEAR and put up 127.22 points to topple @Gene. Could see it happening *FART NOISE*
I don't see AJ Dillon and @Cassinonorth putting up 35.88 to beat @jShort
And the one to watch:
@Patrick rolling out holdout Josh Jacobs, down by 10.34, to crush @jmanic and the dogs down to 2-3. We know the pocket dogs are sick to their stomach seeing this on their bench:
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And this on his starting lineup:
View attachment 224635
I mean, who benches Cooper Kupp on his welcome back party?
I was out riding...completely missed he was D listed on Friday
Pearl
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
Actual footage of my team
I was debating on sending you some warm bodies but can't get a good feel on the injury report...
Down goes CMC.....that wasn't predictable at all.
The niners losing to the browns and PJ walker was a bit shocking....but oh man, how sweet was it to see @rick81721 's shit ass eagles just get EMBARRESED for the first time in SIXTY THREE YEARS by Zach Wilson and the Jets.....(not that Rick actually watched the game)
Go ahead, sing along with your new daddy
and @jShort I was absolutely ecstatic that they jets D made Hurts look like a deer in headlights lol.
thats ok, we should be about ready for the yearly CMC blown tire
The niners losing to the browns and PJ walker was a bit shocking....but oh man, how sweet was it to see @rick81721 's shit ass eagles just get EMBARRESED for the first time in SIXTY THREE YEARS by Zach Wilson and the Jets.....(not that Rick actually watched the game)
Go ahead, sing along with your new daddy
and @jShort I was absolutely ecstatic that they jets D made Hurts look like a deer in headlights lol.
Pearl
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
me thinking i missed the 1.01 pick curse to see CMC exit the game in the third quarter:
MONDAY NIGHT MIRACLE SITUATIONS
Dont see MattB and the Dangerous Crew taking out @jmanic, as he needs 45.74 from CeeDee Lamb and the Dallas D/ST.
@Patrick needs 21.68 from Ekeler to beat @kevin who decided to start a TE who was inactive, great work kevy *FART NOISE*
And the one to watch:
I need 11.74 points from Jake Fergy to top @elzoller, seeing Jake Elliot miss field goals and Hurts throw 3 picks really really makes this possible L even worse
@Meatball Mia needs a big night out of Keenan Allen to cover the 21.96 to win against @Gene, if Allen gets a first quarter TD and this becomes a shootout, I bet it goes down.
MONDAY NIGHT MIRACLE SITUATIONS
Dont see MattB and the Dangerous Crew taking out @jmanic, as he needs 45.74 from CeeDee Lamb and the Dallas D/ST.
@Patrick needs 21.68 from Ekeler to beat @kevin who decided to start a TE who was inactive, great work kevy *FART NOISE*
And the one to watch:
I need 11.74 points from Jake Fergy to top @elzoller, seeing Jake Elliot miss field goals and Hurts throw 3 picks really really makes this possible L even worse
@Meatball Mia needs a big night out of Keenan Allen to cover the 21.96 to win against @Gene, if Allen gets a first quarter TD and this becomes a shootout, I bet it goes down.
elzoller
El Guac-Oh
me thinking i missed the 1.01 pick curse to see CMC exit the game in the third quarter:
MONDAY NIGHT MIRACLE SITUATIONS
Dont see MattB and the Dangerous Crew taking out @jmanic, as he needs 45.74 from CeeDee Lamb and the Dallas D/ST.
@Patrick needs 21.68 from Ekeler to beat @kevin who decided to start a TE who was inactive, great work kevy *FART NOISE*
And the one to watch:
I need 11.74 points from Jake Fergy to top @elzoller, seeing Jake Elliot miss field goals and Hurts throw 3 picks really really makes this possible L even worse
@Meatball Mia needs a big night out of Keenan Allen to cover the 21.96 to win against @Gene, if Allen gets a first quarter TD and this becomes a shootout, I bet it goes down.
rick81721
Lothar
Down goes CMC.....that wasn't predictable at all.
The niners losing to the browns and PJ walker was a bit shocking....but oh man, how sweet was it to see @rick81721 's shit ass eagles just get EMBARRESED for the first time in SIXTY THREE YEARS by Zach Wilson and the Jets.....(not that Rick actually watched the game)
Go ahead, sing along with your new daddy
and @jShort I was absolutely ecstatic that they jets D made Hurts look like a deer in headlights lol.
Hey look who pipes up after 5 weeks of silence. So sad that your team (who gave you so much false hope last year) sucks so badly again you are reduced to rooting against rivals after week 3! Yeah the Igs don't look like last year's team but they still tied with the best records in the NFL and will get to the playoffs. All comes down to who is healthiest and hot end of december. Better luck next year loser!
FWIW, they didnt mark him inactive until right before the game. Regardless arent many TE options out there.me thinking i missed the 1.01 pick curse to see CMC exit the game in the third quarter:
MONDAY NIGHT MIRACLE SITUATIONS
Dont see MattB and the Dangerous Crew taking out @jmanic, as he needs 45.74 from CeeDee Lamb and the Dallas D/ST.
@Patrick needs 21.68 from Ekeler to beat @kevin who decided to start a TE who was inactive, great work kevy *FART NOISE*
And the one to watch:
I need 11.74 points from Jake Fergy to top @elzoller, seeing Jake Elliot miss field goals and Hurts throw 3 picks really really makes this possible L even worse
@Meatball Mia needs a big night out of Keenan Allen to cover the 21.96 to win against @Gene, if Allen gets a first quarter TD and this becomes a shootout, I bet it goes down.
Say what you want about the giants, and they do stink......but they didnt just lose to ZACK WILSON! Shame the game wasnt in Philly so you could have seen the Philly fans at their classiest LOL. And the giants gave me 0 false hope last year....Dabol won coach of the year specifically bc he won a play off game with a garbage team.....and they didn't get any less garbage-ish year.