Who's that Girl?

[MissJR]

Lol. No. I'm just not used to seeing good looking girls riding "real" bikes on "real" trails.

um wow. i have a few words for you but i think norm would have to edit my post.

 

[kidzach]

Boundaries ???? Just sayin" 😕

 

[UtahJoe]

@Rogueldr this is a valiant effort, but you would probably have better luck yelling out your window then trying to locate her via an internet forum.....This is not exactly a popular place with the ladies...I mean I wonder why

 

[Arwen's Mom]

um wow. i have a few words for you but i think norm would have to edit my post.

Yeah. me too. I just bit a piece off my tongue.

 

[qclabrat]

um wow. i have a few words for you but i think norm would have to edit my post.

wow, holy smokes, I let the OP go as you're a new member
but now you've dug too deep

my suggestion is to hide and assume a new identity at this point
bye @Rogueldr

 

[jumpa]

Wasshe wearing a sleev less top?

 

[qclabrat]

Lol. No. I'm just not used to seeing good looking girls riding "real" bikes on "real" trails.

 

[Norm]

um wow. i have a few words for you but i think norm would have to edit my post.

No, please. I need entertainment today.

 

[MissJR]

No, please. I need entertainment today.

wait... are you giving us ladies permission to let loose on this piece o'shite?!

 

[Juggernaut]

wait... are you giving us ladies permission to let loose on this piece o'shite?!

I think he just officially "Looked the other way".

I need to get a snack and strap in, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

 

[wonderturtle]

I'm just not used to seeing good looking girls riding "real" bikes on "real" trails.

This guy sure knows how to sell himself.

Get in line ladies!!

 

[Patrick]

yeah, the last 'in search of' resulted in a date, but the wording was much more, um,
well, better.

 

[MissJR]

first of all... who the fuck comes on a mountain bike forum to pick up chicks? tinder not working out for you? maybe you should try grindr. i hear they're more welcoming to cock-suckers like you.

second... there are plenty of hot chicks who mountain bike... you probably haven't had much of a chance to check them out with all that dirt and mud they're kickin' up at yeah as they're blowin' past your sorry ass.

and lastly... you don't remember what bike she was riding?! FUCKING AMATEUR!

 

[MissJR]

@Norm... feel free to edit/delete that previous post... it just felt good to get some of that out 😀

 

[RobW]

And fyi, I texted the hot chick.... She laughed. She wants to chime in here but is scared for her lyf now! We also spoke about her throwing up from your body odor...

 

[muddybike]

Lol. No. I'm just not used to seeing good looking girls riding "real" bikes on "real" trails.

No big surprise that your single.

 

[ryderX]

Just so we can get a better idea of what we are talking about. Was it a girl or a woman ?

 

[Supermoto]

Lol, feminist: "Don't look at me, You are oppressing me with your micro-aggressions."

 

[Red Mosquito]

And fyi, I texted the hot chick.... She laughed. She wants to chime in here but is scared for her lyf now! We also spoke about her throwing up from your body odor...

Don't fall for it OP, this is clearly a trap! This chick must be home alone in her bedroom, right this very moment, dreaming of you and the endless 90's sitcom references you could entertain her with. Hit her with some Will and Grace next time.

 

[Juggernaut]

@Rogueldr, please take the advice from this old man, apologize, keep your head down and take your lumps. Make NO attempt to minimize it or claim it was just a joke. It will only make it worse.

Use it as a learning moment, shall we? Like grabbing a hot pot from the stove.