I fashion my crown from Quetzlcoatl’s quills

[Santapez]

wtf? The turbo ford escape I rented did fwd ebrake burnouts...come on Chrysler.

Because the Escape won't break unlike the Chrysler garbage? If they can't keep multiple flagship Hellcats destroying their engines at less than 1500 miles from a shitty design, maybe they figure burnouts in their base model will lead to parts on the highway?

 

[gtluke]

Berger was psyched that it didn’t rain. Another whole day of excellent climbing at Joshua Tree. This place is amazingly beautiful. Impossible to capture in pictures. @thebergaler (at Joshua Tree National Park)

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[gtluke]

You got a boogie Mr Rock. But I share your sentiment. (at Joshua Tree National Park)

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[gtluke]

Our last night in LA. Belly room for #ThisIsNotHappening with @arishaffir. Then the main room with Ian Edwards, Iliza Shlesinger, Ari, Jeff Ross, Bobby Lee, Mike Kostra.
(at The World Famous Comedy Store)

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[gtluke]

Ha, Jeff Ross is standing behind me boarding the plane home now.

 

[soundz]

stop hanging out at strip clubs

 

[gtluke]

Not getting off my ass today in solidarity with @jim29er
Go Jim go! Currently in 5th and within earshot of 3rd. #mtbnj (at Yellowstone National Park)

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[gtluke]

What a great spot for a mirror. I always wanted to know exactly what I look like when I take a shit.. (at Best Western Joshua Tree Hotel & Suites)

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[gtluke]

Anyone in the office not afraid of heights, have ridiculously good balance, and know how to change a water heater? Oh…

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[pooriggy]

What a great spot for a mirror. I always wanted to know exactly what I look like when I take a shit.. (at Best Western Joshua Tree Hotel & Suites)

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Blumpkin selfie

 

[mattybfat]

Blumpkin selfie

You just blew @gtluke mind

 

[Patrick]

Anyone in the office not afraid of heights, have ridiculously good balance, and know how to change a water heater? Oh…

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i'm in. what size coffee cup should i bring?

 

[gtluke]

I kinda don’t want the white trail changed up to here. #mtbnj (at Bear Swamp Lake)

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[soundz]

Try riding down the white to Bear Swamp.

 

[gtluke]

STAY ON TARGET
This game talks to me personally so I had to take it home.

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[pooriggy]

Was that in the raffle too???

 

[gtluke]

USE THE FORCE LOU
@soulchild

 

[Patrick]

Lou is your father?
or your daddy!!!!

 

[soulchild]

Hahahaa that is fantastic!

 

[gtluke]

@aaroncourain got cold before I did. That never happens. His cold weather gear is plastic shopping bags though. #homelesstechnology (at Ramapo Mountain State Forest)

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