Peezy's Black Magic 2013

Hood Position Review
So it’s been a week since I moved my hoods up on the cross bike. I must say, I’m upset I haven’t done this sooner. The control, the neutral-ness of my hands, the ease of braking, so much better. Plus I don’t have to wear gloves, so I look even faster. Should have taken a photo of this before and after. Thankfully the bars have marks on them by the manufacturer, so it was easy to get them in the same spot J

2) not talking about the position, keep that the same...just that your seat is mounted all the way forward on the rails. That + cyclocross is a recipe for slippage or breakage. A zero-setback would put your weight more neutral over the saddle mounting hardware and be less likely to fail on a really hard remount or similar.

I didn’t take care of this part this week, as I usually follow the “If it ain’t broke don’t fix it” motto.

The rest of the week was rather quiet; I had a good time at cross practice ripping around with Kirt. It was also Mandi’s first time back at cross practice and actually putting in some efforts since the pneumonia/toenail slaughter, So that was exciting. That Wednesday night, Kirt convinced me to sign up for the Marty’s race on Saturday. The sun setting earlier was not fun though, as this makes me want to goto bed at 7:30PM now.

MARTYS
I wake up early and head to the first race of the day to support homie Bill. Mandi didn’t realize she signed up for this course, she thought it was Sussex. She was pissed. I arrive just in time to see Bill go off. It was chilly. He had a good time, I think. Got a couple of laps in and I remembered the ride/run up. Last year I wasn’t able to do it. I think they gave you some more momentum this time around to actually get up it, and I was able to make it. Doing it at race pace may be harder, but we will give it a shot.

I line up in the back row. Literally, the back row. I wanted to take a photo of it. My goals shift to see how many people I can pass, as always. The start is kind of tight anyway, have no idea what the heck is going to happen. Making some small talk with the rest of the field and we head off. One guy in a Strava kit somehow ends up on the other side of the tape and decides to #YOLO it right back into the crowd, ripping the tape and almost taking everyone out. Thankfully, no one died. 2 seconds in, and I’m already dodging death. I make up about 10 spots before the second corner and head on my way.

Sadly, this is one of the first times I can’t remember many details from my race… Maybe because the ending was so memorable? The first 2-3 laps I’m making ground and jumping past people. Chris26er tangles wheels with someone on the pavement and I hope he isn’t jacked up. I always feel like I have a solid first two laps. I feel like I can keep on the gas a little longer than everyone else and get a good position. After that, I fall into the same pace as everyone else, except 26er, who motors past us. This is making it hard to make anymore moves that really, really stick. I start to fade as I run into Big Man Sean.

We are in a group of 5-6 guys. At this point, I feel like we are back at Ottos, jockeying for position and laughing out loud the whole time. No stress or tension at all. No place like home. I try to hammer past him and not let him stick around, but I realize he is here for the long run. One guy drops the rest of us, making us a fivesome. We roll around in this group for what feels like the whole race. We all change spots and move around. I try and get some dialog with Sean going. He’s riding strong and I feel like we can beat this group, together. One by one, lap by lap, everyone else but Sean keeps dying.

With two laps to go, I hit the single barrier as hard as I can and jump a little too high on my remount. I hear a crack. Time stops and I recall this post, again;

2) not talking about the position, keep that the same...just that your seat is mounted all the way forward on the rails. That + cyclocross is a recipe for slippage or breakage. A zero-setback would put your weight more neutral over the saddle mounting hardware and be less likely to fail on a really hard remount or similar.

I think about how I should have done this, how now, my race is over. I pick my ass up, slowly, and sit back down, slowly. The saddle hasn’t moved. It’s in more of a 3 o’clock position, but still isn’t going to hurt me. I think about swapping bikes, but at this point, that will lose too much time. I just hope the CX gods give me a pass today.

I come to the realization it will be the battle between the two of us for the winner of this group.

I start to see that I can make a little gap after the ride/run up. Maybe it’s because I’m not 7 feet tall.

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Sean screaming for ice cream.

So here we are, last lap. I feel that if I can stick with Sean and beat him up the steep hill, I should be golden. I would hit the last couple of slight switchback turns as hard as I can and hope he can’t stay on my wheel. Then I can coast into the finish line.

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Over the single barrier and we are crawling. It was right at the top of the hill and I wanted to die. Thankfully, it was at the top of a hill and I could coast down the hill. I see that Sean was really pooped as he stepped on the barrier, as if he was 4 feet tall.

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7 times up this hill was brutal.

Thankfully I was able to skip past Sean and past the pit. The long downhill gave me enough time to pedal hard and still recover. I kick as hard as I can and see if Sean has an answer; I don’t think he does. I go around the next switchback and hit it again, into the single barrier, and I have more of a gap. Phew! I don’t feel 100% dead and just need to keep the pace going into the off-camber tech section. I see 26er ahead of me, but he is untoucbale at this point.

I roll across in 14th. Very happy with this, compared to where I started. I really hope one day I can get in the two rows and see what really can happen. What was more exciting was the return of Mandi, and watching Kirt just absolutely KILL IT.

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Smashed some Mexican food with Norm and friends. Then I spent the rest of the evening playing video games. Man, I can’t believe I used to do this for hours on end during the middle of the day. I ended up staying up till 11:30. Whoa.

Sunday was a great day. I took two naps, went for a easy road ride in the morning, ate burritos and waffles (not at the same time) and watched football. It was the ultimate bum day.

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Nutella and peanut butter. Yum.

Towards the end of the day, I felt like this:
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Nice write-up! I had a great time racing you Saturday. I remember distinctly the moment that it went from you and me vs. 3 other folks to you vs. me. I also remember thinking, "Hell, he doesn't drink. And he's 15 years old. I'm doomed." Probably not the best mindset for a two-up finish. But my brain didn't beat me. You did. Stoked to see how well you're racing right now. I'm betting you have a better start position at Bubble, which is where, if'n I rememberate kerectly with my think-bowl, we were neck-and-neck LAST year?
 
Sorry I missed that battle. Big Sean had the intake open, so you were definitely making him work hard.
 
You are correct sir, I did enjoy my race. I started with no expectations towards the back of the pack and finished 19th. I couldn't be happier.

Yelling at you and Sean was a blast. You both looked strong out there. Congrats on the finish.
 
nice write up again. every time i read one of these write ups it makes me want to put the cross tires i have hanging in my garage on my road bike and go give it a shot.
 
Looking forward to the course and another great race. Hope I can keep it together.

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Day two of this, it's really getting old. Maybe I need a remote start.

Home inspection today. Shit is getting real.
 
wow - you had frost? no frost on my car, and you're just down the block from us...yesterday I finished my ride with frozen toes (I did have wool socks on)...My Garmin said it was 43 degrees. I feel like it's too early for this...

Yippeee on the home inspection! fingers and thawed toes crossed for an a-ok report!
 
I also remember thinking, "Hell, he doesn't drink. And he's 15 years old. I'm doomed."

dude, that is one of the funnier things i've read lately. well played.

and JP, nice work. glad you're having fun with this cross racing thing...and i do remember seeing you pop up Xbox Live while i was putting a hurting on my nephew in NHL 13
 
I’m going to fight for as long as I can before this turns into a home renovation blog, but at least the year is almost over. Everything went as well as it could with the home inspection. The other thing we were worried about was my car bottoming out when going into the driveway, which it did not. We are getting excited that soon enough, we will be spending all of the money we saved into something that we will call our home. The inspection added little to our “to do” list, which was good. Soon, soon.

We spent Saturday at IKEA looking at cabinets and such. I love the little 600 square foot apartments they have. I also get nervous when I see a toilet, and the sign “restrooms are located downstairs”. You create a sign like the mishap happens more than once. Who gets that job of cleaning up that mess?

I’ve become really good at taking naps recently. Not sure if I’m worn down or the cool weather helps me sleep better, but man, I nap like a freaking pro.


Memorable Moments of Bubble
This was the sight of my first B race last year. It was 2 weeks after Sandy, which took over all of our lives. I remembered all of the telephone polls still down and seeing all of the emergency trucks still driving around from last year on our way up, as we got closer on Macopin.

Preriding I realized I’m going to have a tough time with this sandpit before the double track. I attempted it 5-6 times, and only made it twice. Oh boy.

I signed up early enough to be in the third (or fourth) row. Close enough to heckle the top 10 anyway. Next to Utah and 26er. We also had a taco in our race.

We hit the uphill and the first off camber turn is a disaster. Pre-riding I knew it was going to be a mess the first time through. I hear tape snapping, stakes breaking, bikes rubbing together, elbows and F bombs. I look around and it seems that everyone but me was in this fiasco. I see the lead group and with one guy in front of me dangling off the back of it, I pin the rest of the climb and latch on.

Still feeling fresh, I have no issues standing up and hammering the flats and drafting a bunch of people... Then the sand. I get through the sand well and manage to balance my way up the doubletrack. 4 people in front of me walking equals 4 easy spots. Man, can I ride this the whole race? Enough recovery on the back end to catch your breath and not throw up your morning bagel. I hear Utah behind me almost die before the finish line.

Lap 1 goes by and the sand comes again. Oh man, This isn’t going to be good. I’m completely spent. That first lap really took a lot of gas out of me. I have to run it this time, and I lose spots. I run it the next 2 times, for three total. Blame the line, the people around me, or my exhausted legs. This was the ultimate equalizer. I seemed to gain spots, but whoever was on my tail would gain the spot + pass me, making my pass null. Kind of frustrating.

I hear at one point I’m in 9th. Whoa. I try and keep it together and find myself by myself. Which I hate. I start to hear Utah heckle me as we pass each other on different spots of the course. Carbone who was caught up in the big pile up on the first lap catches up to me and proceeds to light the rest of the world on fire.

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Trying to look fast is easier than being fast.

The last lap is here and I’m dead set on riding this run up. I have one guy in front of me at this point and pray I can clean this and pick off one more spot. I take it easy through the loose sand turn, recover more on the firmer sand that I line up and drill the 20 foot section of 3 feet deep sand. I balance my way onto the dirt again, while dudeman in front is off. I call out my pass and manage to clean the rest. WOOO. The rest was home free. I see one more guy in front of me then realize he is a lapper.

I finished where I feel I normally do, right outside of the top 10, 12th.

Things I’ve learned so far
So it’s 6 races in, little more than half way for the races I scheduled to do this year.
  • It doesn’t really matter where you start. You will always finish where you deserve to finish.
  • Some times you are the receiving end of others bad luck; which I hate. I was kind of bummed to find out Utah flatted, one of my nemesis Stephen broke his hanger, Big Sean crashed and was getting a manicure after the race. I know it is part of racing, but it kind of bums me out to hear that my friends had bad races.
  • Just because you have dented tubulars, doesn't mean you can't ride the shit out of them.
  • Your definition of cold is completely different than others.
  • Baggy skinsuit sleeves are only an issue in terms of fashion, not performance.

Watching the rest of the races made the rest of my day, I can’t compare how today felt cheering vs others. Maybe it was the sand?

It was hard to watch Mandi race, as I know how hard she is on herself. She was battling 1-2 with a strong rider, and I kept giving her the info she needed to shred. Excited to see her race again, kind of makes my day even better. I spoke with people after and tried to find a way to not have to race, but just become a guest heckler at these events. I think racing gives you the right to heckle, at least I feel so anyway.

The top moment of the day was in the 4 race.

The Heckler is coming around dressed like a fool and as I’m yelling at him. He had a good start and I was ready to lean into him again. He dabs in the sand and is now running over to me. I have no idea what is happening or why he is coming over here. I prepare for the worst. I hide my electronics. He reaches into his jacket and hands me a beer. This doesn’t happen. I was just part of cyclocross history, and the first ever “Hand Down”.

I think that is enough words for now.
 
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Just cuz I crashed 4x doesn't mean I had a bad race. I raced badly. There's a difference. Mandi and Jen's duel was worth all the falling down.
Oh, and thanks for letting me and Sugent drink your hand-down. We'll get the heckler back...
 
1. Nice race
2. Mandi, Nice race and thanks for helping Suzie.
3. If a guy stops racing to hand down a beer, you need to at least take a sip. If that's not a rule, it should be.
 
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