Raritan 911: Robocop

[hotsauce]

http://www.northjersey.com/story/ne...rrested-after-sex-act-store-display/97413898/

I guess they went Beyond...😱

 

[serviceguy]

I know it's not Carson's district, but figured I'd share in the spirit of the thread...

http://www.northjersey.com/story/ne...rrested-after-sex-act-store-display/97413898/

I USED to shop at that store...gross!

 

[Carson]

I know it's not Carson's district, but figured I'd share in the spirit of the thread...

http://www.northjersey.com/story/ne...rrested-after-sex-act-store-display/97413898/

Would be a good report to read. NEVER buy the floor model.

 

[soundz]

 

[Carson]

OJ?

 

[soundz]

I was wondering what all the ruckus was about lat night and turned out to be this.

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2017/02/20/fort-lee-cliff-escape/

 

[Carson]

I was wondering what all the ruckus was about lat night and turned out to be this.

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2017/02/20/fort-lee-cliff-escape/

Damn. I admire his determination. And the amount of overtime he caused.

 

[Norm]

Damn. I admire his determination. And the amount of overtime he caused.

Criminals: combining rare quantities of bravery and stupidity since Adam porked Eve.

 

[Patrick]

Criminals: combining rare quantities of bravery and stupidity since Adam porked Eve.

are you saying the apple was a metaphor?
no way.....

 

[Carson]

That's some aggressive painting.

 

[The Squirrel]

Someone should recommend they paint during the day to avoid such incidents.

 

[Red Mosquito]

That's some aggressive painting.

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Was it Maude Lebowski?

 

[JimN]

Was it Maude Lebowski?

Vagina.

 

[pooriggy]

That's why I remove my nipple rings when I paint. Rookie mistake.

 

[Carson]

Today was Career Day at my niece's pre-school. Lydia, my niece, asked me to come down in my "costume". For me, this is way out of my comfort zone. I find cross-examination during a jury trial less stressful than a class full of 4 year olds all hopped up on Munchkins.

Best questions asked:

1. Where is your hat? You're supposed to have a hat.
2. If I call 9-1-1, will you look for monsters for me?
3. Why do you have spare bullets? You're not supposed to miss.
4. Did you really want to be a fireman?
5. Why do you give out tickets for speeding? (another kid then said "because it's against the rules")
6. Someone had a baby at a house? (responding to my offering up that I have delivered two baby girls)
7. Do you date nurses?

Lydia had my "6" during the barrage of questions.

 

[rick81721]

Why do you have stripes on your pants?

 

[mattybfat]

Love that they put you on a munchkin chair.

 

[Glenn Rides After 4 PM CST]

Had to Google " had my 6 ".
Never heard that before.

Nobody asked why it suddenly stunk like bacon?

 

[rottin']

Love that they put you on a munchkin chair.

 

[Patrick]

Today was Career Day at my niece's pre-school. Lydia, my niece, asked me to come down in my "costume". For me, this is way out of my comfort zone. I find cross-examination during a jury trial less stressful than a class full of 4 year olds all hopped up on Munchins.

Best questions asked:

1. Where is your hat? You're supposed to have a hat.
2. If I call 9-1-1, will you look for monsters for me?
3. Why do you have spare bullets? You're not supposed to miss.
4. Did you really want to be a fireman?
5. Why do you give out tickets for speeding? (another kid then said "because it's against the rules")
6. Someone had a baby at a house? (responding to my offering up that I have delivered two baby girls)
7. Do you date nurses?

Lydia had my "6" during the barrage of questions.

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captain lawrence on tap at chelsea's....

#7 - they almost asked the right question...