Halter's Cycles

kush said:
Big props to J., Chris, Julian and crew. Last Saturday not only did Chris wield a hammer with great panache and precision.
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What about me. I held your frame steady while Chris was beating it with a hammer. Good stuff!!! :rofl:
 
BiknBen said:
What about me. I held your frame steady while Chris was beating it with a hammer. Good stuff!!! :rofl:
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Mad props to you as well, Ben. 😀

I think I was the one needing to be held through that ordeal. Maybe you should hire some girls, J :hmmm:
 
mtbdawgJeff said:
Whoa. Hell must have just frozen over.
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HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'


THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
 
Finally drank the Kool aid and took the plunge no not a 29er SS yet

Well,

Yesterday evening I went into Halter's with the plan to get some gear. I finally purchased my shoes (Shimano M182? I thinks) and a set of Shamino SPD clipless pedals. I want to thank J for everything I didn't get a massage, but I did get a whole lot more than I bargained for. I could tell J and the crew were very busy, but took time to get me fitted up right on my bike and wow it made a huge difference in the over all feel of the ride. It felt effortless to just "ride" afterwards. J has gained a very loyal customer in me big time really appreciated so much what they did for me and will be back very soon when I can pry more money out of the checking account to spend.

J thanks again and next purchase will be a light so I can join you guys on some night rides.

Take care!
 
+1 for Halters

Went and picked up my Niner One9 today. Though the shop was crazy busy, J took the time to make sure everything was installed and adjusted to my liking and that I had a proper fit.

Got a super good price on the bike - and if you add in the super support - the deal is unbeatable. Plus, its fun to hang out in the shop, absorb the sarcasm, and meet lots of ppl from the board.

Suki rules! And J, Chris, and the fellas are ok, also.
 
I think I saw the ride Yesterday tommjay. Killer bike. Like a feather. Have fun.
 
j_short said:
I think I saw the ride Yesterday tommjay. Killer bike. Like a feather. Have fun.
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You guys have matching bikes. I think at one point your bikes were on the 2 stands facing each other.

Nice meeting you both today, BTW.
 
j_short said:
I think I saw the ride Yesterday tommjay. Killer bike. Like a feather. Have fun.
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Thanks! That was your Air9, right? That's a sweet ride also - looks like a rocketship!


Norm said:
You guys have matching bikes. I think at one point your bikes were on the 2 stands facing each other.
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Hey! Maybe we should go bowling! 😀

Norm said:
Nice meeting you both today, BTW.
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Same here, Norm. Good times yesterday. My 3rd favorite thing after chillin' with the peanut (my daughter) and riding is hanging in a cool shop and meeting nice folk.
 
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