Friday December 17th
Did I mention
I really like this new format? Colin has it a bit right, but
more than that is the fact that I can just sit down and write this way. It appears that my bike training blog has turned into
my old blog, at least for now. So just
FTR, I try to make the most of all the links I post. And since I don’t say, “See what I did there?” that means you may or may not need to click to get it. Ok,
I admit that was my way of using that second widget but that’s all I’m going to write about it.
You know
what drives me crazy? Rob does. He’s pestering me this morning about how the comments about the bloggers was actually about him. You see what I’m doing here? If Rob annoys me
I happily throw him under the bus, in fact I revel in it. I don’t need any underhand jug moves to subversively slag him. He’s been asking me for training advice, and part of me would love to direct him in such a way that he would win a cat 1 race next year. At the same time,
I’d never hear the end of it, and I know he would never give me credit. To be fair, he hasn’t been too difficult about the
design contest win, but the fat fuck did eat my
birthday babka.
Several people commented about
the map, which is cool. I wish I was that clever all the time. Unfortunately it only happens once in a blue moon. Well...
I think I’m clever and all that, but this mix of people doesn’t necessarily agree with me. I originally wrote
don’t and not doesn’t there but caught it. To
Colin’s point again, I do try to get it grammatically correct but sometimes it’s just
too much effort. Capital and capitol gets me most of the time.
Happy to see
Manny still reads, at least sometimes. I figured he gave up on me when I never made it down to his dad’s restaurant. It would have been a valid point, I’m
a jerk about that. I don’t know why we never made it there, I really don’t. Truth be told, we more or less
go around the world to eat good food for 6 weeks (and 2 days). But we can’t go 20 miles south? I’m not sure what’s up with that. I think for both of us, the world
somewhat ends south of route 78, the Horseshoe Scramble being excepted for that.
Here’s the picture he’s referring to. I wanted to use this as our Xmas card but I wasn’t allowed. Apparently
feet and Christmas are mutually exclusive:
You might get a
trilingual kid, but what I know of you doesn’t bode well. You’re pretty much like my wife. I don’t know if you’re
ABC or not, but you both more or less act that part. Our daughter doesn’t speak much Chiniese/Taiwanese at all. And that video up there popped up when I search for ABC. It’s just too rich not to post. The Internet is
a bottomless pit of entertainment, keyword “pit”.
No, there are no Quik Checks in Taiwan (that I remember), but the place is a
bastion of 7-11s. There was a spot near my BIL’s old apartment where you could stand and actually see 3 different 7-11s. From
wikipedia (stuff it Robin this isn’t a class project), Taiwan leads the world in 7-11s per human, with one 7-11 per 6200 people. As a comparison the US has 48,000+ per store.
This is
not atypical in Taiwan:
And
Lou has it right, you need to learn the tones for each word, and there are 4 basic tones. So the sentences I wrote above actually have tones, which I won’t go into because it would be
pointless. It’s kinda like the different ways to say dude. Too lazy to find a video for that. To put it in more
concrete terms, I’ve seen these language indexes which tell you basically how hard other languages are to learn. The
typical Euro language like Spanish/Italian/French is something in the .9-1.2 range, IIRC. The Eastern languages are just short of 5. Essentially, it takes
5 times as long to learn Eastern languages. Again
Wikipedia backs me up (hugs and kisses Robin). Mandarin is listed in the top 5 most difficult to learn for a native English speaker. The others are
Arabic, Cantonese, Japanese, and Korean.
Finally today I think I’m
at least 98% back to normal and the idea of riding my bike outside didn’t make me shiver with chills and
eat more cookies. I took the road bike off the trainer and went to change the tires to a set of the
Kenda C2Cs that I had great luck with last winter. Well lo and behold,
one of the nipples had popped off the spoke and was bouncing around
inside the well of the tire. I tried to get it out, with no luck. However,
some random flake-like products did fall out, which kinda concerns me, it being a
carbon rim and all. I texted Jim, who of course told me to bring it in tomorrow. In other words,
stop whatever it is you’re doing now, and let me look at it. Fair enough. The old Norm would have pulled out the sawzall.
So then I turned to the
Fuji cx bike which is still filthy from the race season, and started to take that apart a bit
while on a conference call for work. One of my RD pulleys is
frozen solid and no amount of taking it apart and greasing it helps. I can get it to spin freely if I don’t tighten it all the way, but we all know how that will turn out, especially since I want to take this bike to Taiwan with me.
So a quick scoreboard. I
have 7 bikes but only
2 are fully operational right now, the geared race Niner and Big Red, the SS Niner. Determined to go outside today, I took the geared Niner out on the road because I needed to get out of this basement. I’m
90% sure I’m going to take the mountain bike out on Sunday, and ride actual dirt trails. I think
Bill wants to go but we haven’t exchanged smoke signals on that yet. Well I sent him one, but I think he’s too busy
trying to get busy with YangYang.
Cool that Jeff got that Wawayanda race off the ground for next year. That’s
not going to be an easy one that’s for sure. 50 miles in there is a solid race.
I applied for
Team MTBNJ to be an actual USAC team next year. Of course, I’m playing the role of
McChese. As I was filling out the paperwork I was texting Bill, when it struck me that he would be a great
Vice McCheese, so from here on in he can be referred to as
The Hamburgler or Grimmace.
Kevin (not Kev) asked about food in Taiwan. Seriously,
that’s funny. I just asked Nat what percentage our trip is based on food, and she said,
”Less than 50.” Not 5% or 10%, but more like 49.8%, maybe 49.9%. I asked her if the food there were like England, would we go? She did not hesitate in saying no. You
Facebook users have seen this, but here’s a bowl of chicken hearts I had the other day. This is what you’re going to get 6 weeks of starting soon:
For real, how am I going to go over there and come back
in race shape?
This weekend I’m on-call which means tomorrow I’m a house junkie. I’ll possibly
hit the trainer in the morning with the Fuji, but I need to tweak it so it actually works, which shouldn’t be too too hard. I need to get that to be a
reliably functioning road worthy bike though I’m not sure I’ll get that shifter working before I go. I’m strongly considering bringing the
pt wheel, which I’m sure surprises nobody. I actually
decided to bring Magic Bike as of last night but my wife reminded me that if it gets “lost” on the flight there, a) I’m going to be a real asshole for 6 weeks and b) Eva Air pays $10 on the pound for lost luggage. I’m not too keen on paying all sorts of $$ for insurance just to keep my peace of mind. So I’m probably going to compromise and
bring the Fuji with power.
My FIL emailed last night and
found a used size 56 Trek for $650 and wanted to know if he should pick it up. I was really tempted, and he reasoned that it would be good to keep there for future trips. I have to say,
I’m really intrigued by this idea. Apparently he’s found a used bike source and if a fair deal pops up,
I’m all over it. I guess I should check that listing. I’m sure the market for a 56 isn’t very big over there. It might
be a steal.