Spring Silence: Uncoiling the Fat Dragon

I mean, most people just want to have fun. Others have to stop pissing in your corn flakes when they wake up on the wrong side of the bed every day. And don't look to others to kiss the ass that has a stick permanently planted up it.

At any job the work is the easy part, dealing with shitheads is the grind and what wears you down.

Sadly some folks loose there ability to play and want others to be as grim as they are at work...these are the people I like to fuck with, but I try to avoid them because they absorb too much of my energy.
 
Hanging with these 2 fools today. Ended up with just over 5...

From the tomb of Jimmy Hoffa:

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Hanging with these 2 fools today. Ended up with just over 5 hours and 82 miles or so.

Off to by a non-metro iPhone case.

Also exploring the dunk tank option for next week’s race.
 
Option #2. Almost went with black but it was too conservative.

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Option #2. Almost went with black but it was too conservative.
 
From the tomb of Jimmy Hoffa:

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I think that’s too loud even for me. Like an iCreamsicle.

orange. that is all.
and especially b/c in that configuration your phone is a spitting image of Cyndi Lauper.

we're all goonies norm. all of us.

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From the tomb of Jimmy Hoffa:

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aaaannndddd now i know why my mtb is still in pieces in my garage.
 
My wife went and got the phone for me yesterday, and grabbed the orange "bumper" is what they call it. She admitted this was the conversation she had with the guy at the Apple store:

Wife: OMG this is hideous.
Dude: Laughs
Wife: I'm going to buy it anyway.
Dude: Laughs
Wife: Norm's friend Lou will love it, it's so metrosexual
Dude: Word.

This may sound out of left field but it's not. Cyndi Lauper sang that really atrocious song back when Lou & I were kids.

although the conversation in question is fictitious, I can totally see it going down like that haha... and I would like to thank you for reminding me that I have been alive for 13,172 days... shit I'm old... but the bright side - you're still older (I think) 😀

From the tomb of Jimmy Hoffa:

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Option #2. Almost went with black but it was too conservative.

stop playing with the glow in the dark condoms - it's like putting plastic slip covers on an Italian leather sofa lol...

just throw a zagg or bodyguardz on the front and rear and call it a day... mine is completely naked now (for the last month) although I do throw it into an otterbox defender when I go for a ride or to the gym... I've been too lazy go get to the store to buy a replacement zagg shields...
 
Ok I held up my end of the bargain. This was fucking stupid.

From the tomb of Jimmy Hoffa:

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Ok I held up my end of the bargain. This was fucking stupid.
 
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