Peezy's Black Magic 2013

Realtors are like that guy in the bathroom that hands out mints and paper towels. Some people like and need them, some people are annoyed that I have to pee in front of a stranger
 
Just back logging this photo; Recently swapped out Mandis pedals, here are the old ones:
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Not sure how they still functioned.

The issue right now is the fact we can't even LOOK at a house, Let alone have someone to even work with us. Are we going about this the wrong way? We have reached out and just get pushed aside, which I said before. If we could just see something, that would be a great success. With vacation coming up, we are going to wait a couple of weeks before we start the search again. Don't need to deal with that shit.

Tuesday was warm, warmer than I ever really like. It's not like I don't function in the heat, but I just hate being all sweaty and clammy. Met Lou at CR for a ride. I was hoping to do some good climbing. We headed straight to the yellow trail and we dropped down to 22 down Vosseller to head back up. Somehow this road on the MTB keeps getting easier and easier for me. It doesn't hurt as much. I figure this is how some of the Stoopid 50 roads will be, but just longer. Like 5 times as long.

I take a funny spill and wack my handle bar into my thigh. We ran into woody and chatted for a tad. Lou tried to jump a rock and ate shit. I just kept wanting to go, and go. So I hit some extra trails solo for some extra credit. Even another road section. Right towards the end of the ride I was getting a little hungry, which is a good thing.

http://app.strava.com/activities/55586577

I for some reason felt like a machine. I wasn't going fast, but was able to always stay in control of my pace and my breathing up these climbs. After riding the Bearscat course, Chimney Rock felt paved and smooth as can be. I seemed to have upped my technical riding ability with just 3 hours of riding Waywayanda. Time will tell.

The sun setting so late messes with my brain. Felt like it was 5PM. I dragged Mandi to Chipotle to eat a ton of calories. Then we watched So You Think You Can Dance. I want to be able to do one of those no handed cartwheels in my life. Wood be sweet to just show up somewhere and pop that out of your bag of tricks.

Wednesday So Far
That realtor never called me back. 😡
 
Ride dat shit till it breaks.

They didn't work at Jungle this past weekend. I couldn't stay clipped in at all... so naturally I complained about them. And then James reminded me that I have destroyed them.
 
How are you getting pushed aside? In general you need to talk w/ a mortgage person to see what kind of approval you can get, then talk to a Realtor. Many Realtors want you to have a pre-approval before you go out so you can put in an offer on something.

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Maybe there's some odd link between the pedals and the Realtor.

Wait. Chrome tells me Realtor should be spelled with a capital R. That's weak. realtor. Added to dictionary. It's not like plumber is a proper noun.

You need a new realtor. For real. Ator. Real-a-tour.

That word sucks. Can we make up a new one for the duration of this process? How about HamSandaTor or Biff? Biff. You need a new Biff.

The guy who I previously used was nice but goofy and said anything we wanted to hear. They all do this. Is it me or are most realtors (come on, I need to add the plural to the dictionary too?) used car salesmen with a slightly more modern wardrobe?

Love,
Biff
 
i never got the pronunciation of 'realtor'.

i say 'reel-ah-ter'. which definitely isn't right. i'm adding stuff.

but when you hear it pronounced on that douchey realtor.com commercial its reeltour. which sounds douchey.

another word that gets f'd up in my world a lot is 'supposedly'. i have heard 'supposedly' go to 'supposively' or 'supposubly'.

that reelahtour is supposivubly reeeeellly nice.
 
another word that gets f'd up in my world a lot is 'supposedly'. i have heard 'supposedly' go to 'supposively' or 'supposubly'.

I'm not a grammar freak by any stretch of the imagination, but that one gets my eye twitching a little when I hear it.

And because I said I'm not a grammar freak, I found myself re-reading this about 5 times before posting.. 🙄
 
How about a more familiar one to most of us...turning Stewart into Stewart"s". That irk's me.

me too.

a colleague has this sign in her classroom

"Grammar...the difference in knowing your crap...and knowing you're crap".
 
I used to wonder if Iggy did the your/you're thing intentionally then he showed up at the condo with a lamp from 1967 that one time...
 
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